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[Mike_Hunt_]

Shipping/Packaging:

USPS to Canada - ordered Black Friday (didn't know about the Cyber Monday sale - sucks to be me), received the following Thursday.  It had been opened by Canada Customs as evidenced by a band of their logoed yellow tape resealing the box, and it was noted on the document as well.  I had this horrible feeling that one of them might have snuck 'er home for a quick shag and that when I opened the hip, a load of jizz would pour out, but thankfully that didn't happen.

The hip is packaged in a clear plastic bag, which is packaged in a close fitting box that is packaged in another box which is inside yet another box - unless you open your packages with a machete, there is no chance of a boxcutter damaging this toy.  Note - td sends a gift with this toy - which I didn't realize until I was discarding the packaging at work - I was able to stuff it into a coat pocket before anyone caught on.

For you Canadians, hip plus exchange rate, plus taxes (no duty on mine for some reason) equals about $462 cdn.  For anyone thinking they can't afford it, bullshit.  Track your spending for two months and add up all the bones you waste on junk food, smokes, booze, dope, drive-throughs, hookers, your girlfriend, etcetera.  If you want something bad enough, there's always a way to fit it into the budget, and this is worth any sacrifice you have to make - it's a one time expense for long term pleasure, and you only go around once.



Looks/Feel (to the hand, not the cock):

Very sexy/sensual.  If this thing doesn't give you an instant boner, you're gay . . . not that there's anything wrong with that.  It's got a nice weight to it - sit it on your desk and poke an ass cheek and it will wiggle it at you for awhile.  The details are incredible - the inner labia are delicate and potentially fragile (there've been reports of tearing), but I've had no problem with this, and I'm positive I won't.  Nothing is indestructable, so I think if you give this toy the care it deserves, it will last forever.



Cleaning:

Check out my idea here (post 32): https://www.toydemon.com/td2forum/index.php?topic=63.30
I haven't tried that idea yet - wanted to work the details out in my mind first, but I think it's a winner - after the initial prep.  Since writing that, I've also thought that using the tubing and blow dryer might be a great way to warm the hip up prior to using it, since I find that even soaking it in hot water for a period of time doesn't get it completely warm deep inside.



The hip experience:

So as not to be overly repetitive, please check out this link for a partial review under my username on the td site: https://www.toydemon.com/Extreme-Pleasure-Hip.html
That review pretty much sums up my satisfaction with this toy.  But there are a couple of other impressions I've had since writing that.

With FL and some other toys, repeated additions of lube were needed.  The hip - one application of lube seems to last forever. 

So many sensations are available just by flipping it over or varying the angle of attack.  I'm of average length and girth, and I can't imagine anyone, big or small, not finding this toy extremely pleasureable - the few negative reviews I've read blow me away as being so different from my own experience.

It doesn't have an internal structure, which again is a huge plus.  When you push into this, it yields under your body weight, which allows you to go as deep as you want, enabling you to explore the many internal variances.  Without that, I could never get to the deepest parts of the toy with my average length.

Although the holes are zero diameter, this thing doesn't seem to grip my cock tightly like you might expect it to - which is a huge plus since that makes it feel so much more real vs its North American counterparts.  It could also be that the softness has been executed so well that the hip is tight but doesn't necessarily feel so.  The lesson here is, tighter is not always better, which is something I thought I'd never say.  I would call the feeling 'snug', or better still, 'perfect'.  They managed to get the tightness/softness ratio absolutely bang on (so to speak).  I'm an engineer, and if I had all the materials and tooling and research they had available to them, I could not have designed this product to be better than it currently is, and I don't think it's possible to improve the feeling.  In fact, the feeling is so incredibly pleasureable that if I want a session to last (and I typically do), I have to stop periodically so I don't accidently blow too soon.  Something else - depending on where my cock is inside this when I finish, I've found that this toy continues to make my cock twitch with pleasure even after the 'gasm, and the feeling is almost like you could come again.  That hasn't happened yet, but I can tell you I don't exactly withdraw immediately just in case.

This is a fantastic toy.  It's perfect.  And, as I've stated before, for the pleasure it provides, it's worth twice the asking price.

[HardGay]

Awesome review brother.. I think many of us are definitely agreeing with you no doubt!

[Sevenfold]

If only it was easy to make $300.

[Thunderhead]

Shipping/Packaging:

For you Canadians, hip plus exchange rate, plus taxes (no duty on mine for some reason) equals about $462 cdn.

I'm assuming that you used credit card because I didn't get charged with tax (only the exchange rate and shipping), was it free for you? I know TD has a policy for free shipments when orders are over $100 USD, but only in the US.

[Mike_Hunt_]

I used a credit card, and I did pay shipping - I just didn't list it as a separate charge in my review as, you're right, free shipping in US only.