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TDR review #2 by Hermes

Meiki Cherry 2

This review is *before* testing where it counts. Wait for part II if that's all you want to read. Order combined with Plush hip. See that review for general review (shipping etc). Opened 8/16/15

Expectations: too jiggly (NO), too small (sort of), not as pleasant sensation as FL Flight Pilot (not yet tested), more satisfying emotionally than sensation-wise (ditto).

Positive surprises: Fantastic to the touch. That's as far as I've gotten.

First impression: Heavy. Box open at bottom (secure by packing tape in future?) What is point of Toy Demon seal on top if it falls open at the bottom? Package does not read anything about version 2 (invoice does). Maybe the two cherries are meant to be clever.  Box art photo looks less child-like which I am happy to see. Made by Kokos of Korea. Somehow I was expecting company to be 'Meiki' and made in Japan. Neither here nor there.

Hilarious East Asian ad copy of odd grammar/spelling on side of box, including 'g-spot, a gift of God'. Only in Korea to combine religion and sex so seamlessly - I have never seen so many church spires in a capital city. And women in high boots and low-cut blouses.

Diagram of features same as used to rate micro financing institutions. Much more technical than ILF (Fleshlight) which rests more on porn than science.

Detailed review...

EROTIC APPEAL: If box art is representative, looks sexier from behind than from front. Very impressive buttocks cleavage. Hips don't look too wide except slightly from front. Vagina hanging open I could do without.

REALISM: Is my dick going to fit into that without coming screaming with delight through the other side?  If you have fantasies of 6-year-old Asian girls, this is very realistic *size wise*. Otherwise it is a scaled down version...  of a 14-16-year-old with the vagina of an industrially-drilled (anus and vagina). There is no convincing Mound of Venus. The belly runs smooth to the vagina (not like any human I have ever been with). Again, the vagina and anus hang open like 'she's' been fucked six million times.

Very slight navel, despite capability of material. OK, so I am a belly button aficionado. Much too much detail on the pussy and not enough on the other gloriously interesting parts of the female form. OK, so the asshole looks like it puckers. It doesn't.

Where the fuck-tool does get top marks is from behind. This ass-man is very impressed. Had to cup, slap and caress. Kiss too. Could not resist. And go down and smell. Slightly unlikable aroma. Never noticed this on my Fleshlight but I have never been inspired to go down on those pieces of American sex machinery. This little piece of ass feels powdery - not doubt for storage only. Cornhole starch?

Inserting my baby finger (how apropos) into the tiny anal cavity I am impressed by the tightness. I have never even tried anal sex. I think I'll practice.

I don't know if I can fuck this thing without killing myself in the morning, but I definitely have a pillow to die for.

Moving my trembling hands to the waist the fingers wrapping around the front almost make me cum. I don't mean literally. But there *is* a grin on my face.

There is the fatty tissue on each side of the spine and little dimples - I kid you not. Two minor imperfections on back and same on front, clearly due to manufacturing. But hey, did your last sex partner look like a goddess or a human being?

I don't want to turn it over (gotta name it I am so dazzled). This is a blind old man's dream. Braille was never so good.

I turn it over to deal with the to-me-grotesque genitals with its too large clitoris and very unconvincing cavities. Why didn't Kokos just make a delightfully simple 'camel toe'? At least the outstretched  hand fits very nicely vertically on the belly, as two do caressing the thighs. Never been so happy to have small hands.

The MEIKI CHERRY 2  is a taste of things to come. I want the full body version - long legs, sprouting tits and all. And 40% bigger.

[hermes]

All features as noted in original post, plus...

PROS

- texture, external 5/5
- texture, internal 3.5/5
- weight, a solid 3-kilo bundle of joy 4/5
- hands fit perfect, *very* ergonomic 5/5
- sculpting, front 3/5
- sculpting, rear 6/5
- despite looking too small, clever bent channel design accepts normal length penis 4/5
- no mess at end, literally and figuratively 5/5
- visually very appealing watching the action 4/5
- makes your dick look Olympic in proportions 3/5
- struggle to enter, a turn-on 5/5
- orgasmatronic, funny it doesn't feel as pleasurable as either of my Fleshlights but I have more powerful and longer orgasms 4/5
- fits well on bathroom counter/ kitchen table/ desk etc to be brutally pierced 3.5/5
- inspires keeness to possess in the most objectifying ways that would upset Andrea Dworkin 3/5

CONS

- aroma doesn't smell of 'sugar and spice and everything nice' 3/5
- impractical size, hard to hold onto, like fucking an elf or a large reptile 2/5
- unless 100% hard (readers over 55 will understand) can be a bit of a challenge to use 3/5
- becomes sticky *much* faster than Fleshlight, like two try-outs and it is unusable without corn starching
- makes me want to throw away the Plush Hip monstrosity 2/5
- Now I see why holes are gaping. Sit it on a table in picture window to air/heat dry and to destroy the material. Let passing neighbours see that you've grown up beyond Tengas. How *do* you clean this little slut?

[HardGay]

Awesome review!!!! 

[hermes]

Designers must be awarded the Nob Piece Prize for this one.

I just tried Meiki Cherry 2 after wanting to jettison the Plush Hip after an unsatisfying fourth try. Amazing contrast - visually, tactile inside and out. Fleshlight move over! Sure the asshole is just OK, it's a bit small, and I expect mildew and diseases will fester if I do not thoroughly drain and flush what it has extracted in quivers ands screams from my loins.

But, it's like when your girlfriend is a great cook, hot in the sack, never bad mouths you and smells wonderful - do you fault her for the 1 mm scar on her index finger? YOU DON'T NOTICE.