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[jim123]

For those who have roommates or live with their parents and are terrible at hiding things. Just curious to see if anybody on here has some embarrassing stories to share

It never happened to me but one time I've left a lube bottle on a desk when I had friends over. 

also, where do you guys hide your onaholes? I just keep keep them under my bed.

[SonicBoom]

It never happened to me but one time I've left a lube bottle on a desk when I had friends over. 

You have to finish that story!  What happened next?  What kind of lube was it?

I just leave mine in meiki bags and in a cardboard box lined with a plastic bag(to avoid seepage).  The box is in my closet with a lot of other boxes and stuff, so you would have to be pretty determined and very nosy to find anything.

SB

[jim123]

It was the Maria Ozawa Love Potion, so you can see a blurred nude picture of her from the front.

I remembered one of my friends just staring at the table for a few moments, but it was only until after they left I've realized it was there. 

[SonicBoom]

It was the Maria Ozawa Love Potion, so you can see a blurred nude picture of her from the front.

I remembered one of my friends just staring at the table for a few moments, but it was only until after they left I've realized it was there. 

Dude, I feel your pain...  At least the overwhelming awkwardness didn't start until the next time you saw them.   Which begs the question, what was that like?

I just took a look at one of my Maria lotion bottles.  Yeah, not much you can say about that.  Just as an FYI, I make it a habit to peal off the labels of my lube bottles currently in use, just in case...

SB

[jim123]

Actually, they acted like they never saw it. So I'm lucky to have chill buddies I suppose.

Probably laughed behind my back though XD

And yeah good idea, I should really start peeling mine off.

[HardGay]

and then you find out they got a bottle too on their desk....some days later~~~

[bitterfish]

I left one of my fleshlights in the shower semi-hidden behind the curtain when I briefly moved back in with my family and didn't discover it for a full day.  Without any privacy, I'd start running the shower to cover up the noise of me pounding my toy for 10-15 minutes before actually getting in.  I'd clean it in the shower and smuggle it back out but the plan must have went awry that day.

No idea to this day if anyone saw it.  It's nice being able to leave 2-3 toys out in plain sight to dry all day with no worries.

[jim123]

and then you find out they got a bottle too on their desk....some days later~~~

Haha that would be hilarious!

No idea to this day if anyone saw it.  It's nice being able to leave 2-3 toys out in plain sight to dry all day with no worries.

Yeah, it would.

Honestly sometimes I get too lazy to put them back in a proper secure storage after a session. But man I can't imagine what I'd say to my friends if they found out I owned one 

[DaaaBears]

I don't think you'd need to worry. The fact you have one, that means your friends probably have one too. Just no one talks about it. It's still frowned upon since guys shouldn't need to use sex toys......I say BS to that!

[jim123]

I don't think you'd need to worry. The fact you have one, that means your friends probably have one too. Just no one talks about it. It's still frowned upon since guys shouldn't need to use sex toys......I say BS to that!

Exactly, but it still sucks how people see it as taboo to owning one. It honestly makes life way more enjoyable

Hopefully this negative perception will change in the future.

[Merr]

... My roomate found it while going through my room. I asked him to snoop around since I locked my key inside of my car and my spares are in my room. Apparently instead of car keys, he found my stash...

[jim123]

... My roomate found it while going through my room. I asked him to snoop around since I locked my key inside of my car and my spares are in my room. Apparently instead of car keys, he found my stash...

Oh god that's terrible  .. Hope he's cool about it.

[SonicBoom]

... My roomate found it while going through my room. I asked him to snoop around since I locked my key inside of my car and my spares are in my room. Apparently instead of car keys, he found my stash...

So how do you know he found it?  Did he just come out and say it?  "Here's your spare car key, and BTW what the hell are these?"

[Merr]

He didn't bring it up for a long time. We talked about something a while later, and I mentioned how I don't really share too much information with my parents. He then made a remark about ... oh, like that shoebox in your room huh.

Yeaaaah awkward. I think i sidestepped the issue by basically saying, well, better a piece of silicone than rape right? XD

[HardGay]

well, better a piece of silicone than rape right? XD

LOL~ good one