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[lobotomize94]

Add to the list! Funny is best.

Toy PROS:

-More stimulating
-No BS
-No fear of STD's or STI's
-No condom
-no moaning
-no complaining
-toy never says "no"
-toys don't yell at you for watching porn
-toys don't care if you neglect them for a few weeks and get a new partner toy
-toys don't wake you up at night to make you check whether the door is locked


and the list begins-

[HardGay]

-No Monthly bleeding
-No Foreplay
-NO Questions asked, Always ready to go

[SonicBoom]

-No constant good behavior/ass kissing in hopes of getting some tonight
-No required cuddling afterward, unless you're into that sort of thing...
-No pretending to be interested in whatever it's saying, it doesn't say much
-You don't have to be nice to it's friends
-You don't have to meet the parents

[BigDog]

Onaholes are NEVER tired, gassy, or bloated
In the morning, if you roll over and still see your onahole on the bed you have no regrets
You can be selfish, you only have to please yourself, your onahole ALWAYS thinks you're good in bed