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Thanks for stopping by. Title is pure silliness but the review is anything but.

Reason for review:  My purpose is simple. To hopefully help get you over any obstacles or hangups keeping you from ownership (I had many myself) I held off for a myriad of reasons. In retrospect, I was seriously missing out. Dont be me v 2.0.

I'm dead serious.

Product:      Meiki Plush doll.    I'm sure most are familiar and those who aren't should search all of the reviews to learn more. I won't include pics as they abound and this is a long term usage review. ( I clean thoroughly and often but even gently used sex toys look kinda sad and/or weird.)

Ownership & Usage:    IIRC it was around but after the BF Cyber Sale.  I've certainly had plenty of time with it.  Even having paid full price its been worth every bit of it and then some. Again, I should have gotten it sooner.

Sensation:  While not used in the conventional sense, its "sensation" score is a 10.  It improves everything I have used with it.  Certain toys have been made functional after a long sentence in toybox isolation.  And the creme de la cremes?  Indescribable. I only bother trying hands free or wedged to satisfy a curiosity I might have about a product.  99% of the time I use the plush with whatever Im in the mood for.

Exterior  I really worried about the dollness of the thing. It was unfounded. It has a rather pleasant if semi-unnatural coloring but I've actually grown to like it in so much as I can't imagine something better.  The nap of the fabric is A ++ and has stayed so in all but the heaviest handled spots (hip and tunnel) There its probably still a high B.  When in use I have caught myself on numerous occasions just enjoying the feel of the fabric on my skin. Its, yet again, one of those things you get used to/fall in love with over time.

Interior  As there is only contact with the interior at insertion, its hard to say much about it. I find the pouch to be soft and (when you've sleeved your Ona properly. I prefer zip bags cut to size needed) well suited to allow proper sliding in while keeping holding friction.  I've used small Onas, the bigger ZXY types, even long fleshlight cased and caseless (be aware of "collection" since its open ended) Never had really any problems of note. And I climb all over the damn thing so if a flaw existed, I'd have found it.

Sensation/Interior/Exterior Score: 10

Maintenance and clean up:  It almost doesn't register with me, it's that simple. Purchase a couple textured microfiber towels, be careful with your lube (and fingers) and its a breeze.  Only if you are seriously OCD would you even think about it. I can even keep the nap "right" (in the proper direction) with a quick brush of my hand or dry microfiber towel.

Cleaning and Maintenance Score: 10


Overall thoughts and conclusions:  I am overly critical when it comes to both value and expectation. I seriously doubted the Meiki Plush would be worth it's cost even though reviews said it was. I was right, actually. Well, half right. It's worth MORE than its asking price. I'm ten thousand times more stunned to be saying it than you are to be reading it.  It is a marvel of design, value, and engineering. Try as I might, I really can't deny I love it. It is not one of my favorite play things,

it is one of my favorite things, period.  Of my possessions, it's certainly one of a slight few that enhance my health and happiness on a very regular basis. And I've not come close to tiring of it.

So, even though I've debated for months how impossible it is I would award a perfect score to something, I've no choice.  It is better than expectations. It exceeds in both value and ingenuity. Any improvements to be made would only be to mix things up or personal preferences, they'd add no tangible function.  In my life there are almost no *perfect* things. This is. Without a shadow of a doubt.

Overall Score:  Perfection. 10

[Universal]

Ok, the review portion out of the way. I'd like to touch on a few things.


It is NOT as big as you think - I'd guess the #1 deterrent is concealment. Only you can know your privacy situation but I will say I am not the fortunate soul who can leave his playthings lying about. I worried and worried then worried some more. I took the plunge anyway and after owning it can say it's worth the risk in anything but the most extreme of circumstances. I keep it in its box. At this point, I do believe if it were discovered I'd seriously consider a new roommate/living situation if we couldnt be adults about it.

It somehow improves everything used with it -  Theres toys Id just hadn't gotten around to throwing out yet that have not only found life again, but regular usage. Its rather amazing how certain items improve hands free or with a non variable pressure around them.  I don't think I could go back to the old way honestly.  That seems pretty wild considering thats 10 years plus of "how I used to."

Penny wise, pound foolish  - I was so guilty of this. I waited months before I pulled the trigger and even then it was spur of the moment (I nearly cancelled)  The tradeoff was about $5 a month.  "If I knew then what I know now" and all... I'd have paid double that without hesitation. Unless you are in dire straights (if so, sex toys should be low priority) then seriously consider what you are waiting for.  I would exist happily with a Meiki Plush and two sleeves (simply to keep wear from accelerating to fast) over any number of hips, sleeves, lotions, or combinations thereof.

Well, that be the end of my jabberjawing (nuk nuk nuk!) I hope you found some value in this and do feel free to message me if you need. Middle of last year I was right where you are so I totally understand. 

Universal

P.s. Feel free to post any dissenting opinions or just random thoughts under my review.  Id be honored in fact., I wrote this to help people. How that help manifests itself ain't up to me.

Its up to the universe. 


Ps. For those that didnt get the amputee thing...  I've tend to swap out Onas regularly so Im often readjusting the stuffing with my arm  via the pouch. Ive laughed at myself a couple of times because its really rather absurd.  Those worried about the doll being headless or armless unlike others shouldn't worry.  You don't even think about it after the first week or so.

[DaaaBears]

man nice review, even if it's somewhat hard to follow at certain points.

I have to agree with you, having the doll to hold on to instead of holding the masturbator in your hand makes "universe" of difference. It really has to be experienced by people to know how much better it is.

Only thing for me is that I have been lazy as of late, too much work and what not so I haven't used it that often. But every sleeve with it is awesome and everyone that has room and privacy for it, should definitely get it.

[Universal]

man nice review, even if it's somewhat hard to follow at certain points.

I have to agree with you, having the doll to hold on to instead of holding the masturbator in your hand makes "universe" of difference. It really has to be experienced by people to know how much better it is.

Only thing for me is that I have been lazy as of late, too much work and what not so I haven't used it that often. But every sleeve with it is awesome and everyone that has room and privacy for it, should definitely get it.

Glad my first attempt wasn't a total failure.   

I'm new to the forums world so I need to learn the protocols and formatting. Any one with suggestions on how to make it more readable/useful feel free to PM.  I'm going to do more reviews in the near future so your time won't be wasted I promise.

Meiki Plush is a "you have to use it to believe it" item for sure.  I contemplated it forever but never bit. Then the whole Mayan End of the World thing was cropping up in the news and I thought that even if the end wasn't coming, I don't take enough chances when it comes to my own quality of life/happiness.  You regret the things you didn't do more than those you did, right? 

The review is simply to help those stuck on the fence over and maybe inspire discussion of the product if current owners are so inclined. I know for me I've gotten so used to it being around I sort of forget just how different things are pre and post Meiki Plush.

I have boxes full of playthings but if required I could easily lose them all but the Plush and a sleeve. I'd still be 80% as happy with less than 5% of my current toys.  Seemed crazy not to have done a review.