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Offline BlueTheRed

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Is my convoluted plan to obtain a toy discretely worth it?
« on: January 26, 2012, 02:11:46 AM »
So basically I'm an adult who lives with conservative parents which prevents me from getting anonymous packages in the mail without telling them what it is. In order to circumvent this I went to a sex shop which was awkward to say the least and made me feel super scummy plus it wasn't exactly out of sight in a town where I run a good chance of running into people I know. I didn't buy anything because their selection sucked.

My plan is to pay for a PO box and have it shipped directly there but I do not know how big of a box I should rent. The way I figure it I'm looking at spending some serious cash and I just want to know is it worth it? I'm just tired of using my hand and tissue and want something more enjoyable and viscerally stimulating. What I want is something snug and enveloping that can accommodate someone 6.5 or slightly above and is durable enough to withstand not always getting proper care. i.e. not getting cleaned right after being used and has at least some suction to it. Any suggestions?

Thoughts? THX in advance.


« Last Edit: January 26, 2012, 02:49:48 AM by BlueTheRed »
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Offline Zetsuna

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Re: Is my convoluted plan to obtain a toy discretely worth it?
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2012, 06:44:47 AM »
Well there's another option, its called "hold for pickup" they do this at UPS, with USPS you have to call them and tell them to let you a notice for your package. They bring a pink card to your mailbox that lets you go and pick it up but you run the risk of having your parents get a hold of it. Still, i think this is better than having to spend so much money for a PO box, and i don't think the packages would fit inside anyways.

none of my business but if i where you i would tell your parents to respect your privacy, mail is a privilege you even have in the army! if your over 18 and 6.5 (lol) tell them to ^%$# off!! Sometimes my mom gets the pink card from USPS and brings me the package without opening it. She bitches a lot about everything but she knows to respect my mail lol




















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Offline DaaaBears

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Re: Is my convoluted plan to obtain a toy discretely worth it?
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2012, 07:54:09 AM »
Ya what Zetsuna said. You can also ask TD to hold at Fedex location for pickup as well if you choose Fedex shipping. They will ship it to the nearest fedex location, which is usually a Kinko's that's only like 1 mile away from you.

As for PO Boxes, I think even if it's a small PO Box, they will leave a notice in your PO Box that you have a package, then you can go to the counter and pick up from them. So I don't think PO Box size matters.
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Offline HardGay

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Re: Is my convoluted plan to obtain a toy discretely worth it?
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2012, 09:17:29 AM »
Having own a PO Box before..just get the smallest one if your going to get one. Post office will just leave a note in your pobox that you have a package and to pick it up at the counter if the box doesn't fit.

As for toy suggestion.....with your size probably something bigger... maybe flip hole for minor suction effect and easy to clean feature.. other than that..maybe Fera Master or one of the Meiki's. I don't know about not cleaning the toy after use..but i'd assume you can just leave it to the side after use..  ???
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Offline BlueTheRed

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Re: Is my convoluted plan to obtain a toy discretely worth it?
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2012, 12:00:34 PM »
I was thinking that I would maybe get a Meiki Future AND a Fera Zoma OR just get a Kashin Chapter 6.

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Offline dopenerd

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Re: Is my convoluted plan to obtain a toy discretely worth it?
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2012, 12:50:49 PM »
if you are sick of your hand and thinking about getting a toy then do it. it is worth it.i bought my first toy a little over a year ago and have never had a regret.
i love my toys ;D (no pun intended) .
my cock feels better since i dont use my hand anymore and when i fuck my girl friend it feels better too becuase my death grip syndrome is gone.
and if your perents find it tell them they should maybe give you more privecy.and its better than fucking whores..
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Offline Zetsuna

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Re: Is my convoluted plan to obtain a toy discretely worth it?
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2012, 06:15:02 PM »
Quote from: BlueTheRed on January 26, 2012, 12:00:34 PM
I was thinking that I would maybe get a Meiki Future AND a Fera Zoma OR just get a Kashin Chapter 6.

Dont get the Fera soma! youll break it in half on day one lol, theres a really good one thats not the fella master, i cant remember the name. Do a search in the forum.

Edit: Its called the Superb Fella, i want to try it, some people say it feels like sand paper but im guessing its just until you break it in. I wonder witch one is better between Superb and Fella master? Fera soma breaks like wet toilet paper :(
« Last Edit: January 26, 2012, 06:23:12 PM by Zetsuna »
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Offline sextoyjunkie

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Re: Is my convoluted plan to obtain a toy discretely worth it?
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2012, 10:41:05 PM »
Yeah i know how you feel, my parents know and i don't care, hell i want them to know
That the Meiki's are the greatest wom...... i mean devices on earth to ever take to bed with!

Lets see umm, i would say get an old box from lets say gamestop.com?  If it's about the average size box
you get from toydemon, go outside with the box, and get your "package" that TD sent you via FEDEX
or USPS. And if the mailman look's at you funny, just tell them you making something real nice for the
girl down the street that you babysit, just so the mailman or anyone around you doesnt make you look
like a  buried 60' corn on the cob buried in the desert standing straight up in the middle of nowhere.

When you get your TD Package just drop that box inside your one of your old gamestop or bestbuy
or even amazon.com boxes. That's what i'll do, but its hard i know judging what time your parents
get to get up and go outside. But before you ever plan this is just an idea i had, but study your parents
and find out the times they get up the most (if that's possible) But if you could do this and hopefully
it would work, you can take the TD box that's into the *Insert store name here* Box hopefully
Hide it in your closet. Till night fall. That's what i do.

Oh and this is another good one if you think you have some one snooping in your room never leave your toys
in some area you think someone would go into. If you have a shelf on top above your closet, take it push it all
the way to the end. Then place tons of stuff behind it, like a Game Console Box (yeah its always good to keep those around) Wilson Football, Skyrim Collectors Edition (The box is so huge) Just disguise it. Or if you have a Old
LCD Monitor laying around that would be the best "in the room storage" Keep that box or ask around anywhere for a LCD Monitor Box. It sucks i dont know what your closet looks like :( But if your closet was made like mind just go into it
a corner to the left or the right.  Drop some onaholes in there in a Bag Just incase someone is nosy cause someone sees a garbage bag they wouldnt want to touch it just dont forget it's in there. But If it comes to that man, Use Google+ or something and keep an automated reminder handy so you don't forget. Dude i really wish i could help you more the Japanese makes the best sex toys in the world and i don't want you to miss out on this seriously...
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Offline billyjoe

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Re: Is my convoluted plan to obtain a toy discretely worth it?
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2012, 03:13:39 AM »
The advice given by the above fellow Demons concerning whether to use Fedex, UPS, or a PO Box with USPS is all good...you'll have to make the final decision based on your personal preferences and situation with your uh, *elders and betters* LOL.

Please make sure that you clean your toy or toys as soon as possible after use.  Once bacteria get deep inside the elastomer's porous material, it's MUCH harder to get the toy clean.  (If, for example, I fell asleep or just forgot and didn't get around to cleaning for more than a day or two, I'd just throw my toy away.)  It's not worth it to take the risk of infection.  Trust me, I learned that lesson the hard way 14 years ago with a Cyberskin toy.   :-[   My routine at the time was to have my way with it, then go to sleep and not clean it until the next night right before the next session.  Within about a month, some bad symptoms began to affect me...several weeks of antibiotic therapy and a couple hundred dollars of doctor's bills later, I vowed to both: a) clean any elastomer sex toy right after use, and b) find a better material than Cyberskin. 

TD's Japanese and Korean made onaholes are much better in both design and quality of materials than the "sex shop" sold Cyberskin and RealFeel etc. products but they are still every bit as porous (which serves to hold the oil that makes them feel so soft and realistic) so be sure to protect your investment by diligently cleaning right after each use.
« Last Edit: January 27, 2012, 03:37:01 AM by billyjoe »
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Offline BlueTheRed

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Re: Is my convoluted plan to obtain a toy discretely worth it?
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2012, 01:51:21 AM »
I have a question that I've never gotten a good answer for regarding using a onahole hands free.

Is there anyway for me to use say a Utensil Proof or any toy really face down in bed without damaging it? Like face down with a body pillow (not a love pillow) or something? Maybe in conjunction with a shoe or by positiong it between underneith a larger pillow? I've heard some describe the Meiki's as being somewhat heavy which could be a plus if it keeps it from moving all over the place.

Either way I've already made up my mind. Once I save the money necessary I will buy either a Utensil Proof or a Kashin. I'll decide when the time comes.
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