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Offline HardGay

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Hardgay's review on the Brand new .............BKSS
« on: February 06, 2013, 01:53:53 PM »
As I'm still struggling to decide where this topic should fall under....product review perhaps...I'll have it stay here for now.

So! As I drove around my neighborhood looking for potential lunch.. I drove by Burger King ...Yes, the one chain that I said I will not eat at due to previous bad experience.. but something told me to give them a last chance so I did... Since I was looking for a quick bite I went with the BK Single Stacker ($1.29) cuz the picture looks pretty good right?.....boy WAS I WRONG!!!




I got home..open the bag...took out the burger...open the wrapping.... :-\ WTF!!! what is THIS!!!


Have I gotten deceived by BK once more!! goodness...First of all, why does it look like no content between the buns?? further investigation proofs there's content...just not much of... Bacon? oh it's there, a whole half a piece... cheese ..ahhh the only piece of evidence that matched their advertisement..Burger? .......well it's there..but :-\  ...it's about 2 inch in diameter and 1/8 inch in thickness...sigh...

Now your going to wonder why I posted this as a product review. Because at some point after taking a look at this "BK STACKER" ....I had a thought... Maybe if I used it as a masturbating sleeve...it's well worth the $1.29 cost.. right?  It's soft, it's got some what of inner texture..it's definitely got warmth to it compared to other toys that are stone cold. hmmmmm







My conclusion for this *cough* Toy *Cough*

Appearance:   1/10 (1 pt for item being there..kind of)
Feel           :   2/10 (Lack of fulfillment)
Clean Up     : 10/10 (No cleaning needed)
Bang4Buck  :   9/10 (Considering it's a disposable toy..but nonetheless cheap)
Overall        : 5.5/10 (An Average Masturbator)

BRAVO BK!! I thought it couldn't be any worse than last time but You've managed to outdone yourself once again...

Ok...i'm going back out to hunt for more food....... 8)


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Offline Flammz

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Re: Hardgay's review on the Brand new .............BKSS
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2013, 02:02:14 PM »
I love the effort put into this  ;D grats on your 60th 'props
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Re: Hardgay's review on the Brand new .............BKSS
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2013, 02:41:51 PM »


 Is that Mayo on there... Yuck!!!!
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Re: Hardgay's review on the Brand new .............BKSS
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2013, 04:10:41 PM »
the only reason you should go to BK is for soda.
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Offline HardGay

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Re: Hardgay's review on the Brand new .............BKSS
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2013, 05:49:00 PM »
What so special about their soda?? Aren't all the restaurant chains have similar soda
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Re: Hardgay's review on the Brand new .............BKSS
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2013, 06:02:27 PM »
Quote from: HardGay on February 06, 2013, 05:49:00 PM
What so special about their soda?? Aren't all the restaurant chains have similar soda

 He must mean their flat super sugary soda that they serve to you in a King Sized Cup. I used to love Burga Kang but mayne their Prices be CRAAAAZZZYYYY!!! I've recently been getting my stuff from Hardees, they also have crazy prices but their stuff is pretty good. Probably the best burger I've had in the Fast food business. It's not greasy and doesn't make you feel like you  need a triple bypass after eating it and they use real beef. It's about the closest to a home made burger I think.

I'm not surprised that BK stacker looked like it came from the King's ass. Every time I ever ate one of those it made me sick. Atleast they were nice enough to give you 3/4th's a full strip of bacon. Could be worse they could have broke it in half and told you it was 2 pieces like they usually try to do.
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Re: Hardgay's review on the Brand new .............BKSS
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2013, 07:15:59 PM »
That's a pretty tight canal
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Re: Hardgay's review on the Brand new .............BKSS
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2013, 01:55:40 AM »
Quote from: Leeoku on February 06, 2013, 07:15:59 PM
That's a pretty tight canal

I reckon with some modding it could be on par with stuff in its price range right
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Re: Hardgay's review on the Brand new .............BKSS
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2013, 06:35:31 AM »
At $1.29, I don't think there's anything it this price range for a use and toss item.. even an apple pie would cost probably around $10  ;D
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Re: Hardgay's review on the Brand new .............BKSS
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2013, 07:51:29 AM »
Quote from: HardGay on February 07, 2013, 06:35:31 AM
even an apple pie would cost probably around $10  ;D
you tried apple pies before? would you recommend them? they don't seem very durable to me but I like the idea
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Re: Hardgay's review on the Brand new .............BKSS
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2013, 09:49:53 AM »
Personally I have not....but I've seen Mr. Jason Biggs done it in "American Pie"  8)
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Re: Hardgay's review on the Brand new .............BKSS
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2013, 09:57:52 AM »
this thread is full of LOLs.

As of fast food....I think McDonalds kinda ruined it for everyone.

Everytime I go to a Taco Bell or whatever, and see a crunchy taco is like $1.09, and I am like WTF! A McDouble is only $1. FUUUUUUU Taco Bell!!!

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Re: Hardgay's review on the Brand new .............BKSS
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2013, 11:50:42 AM »
As for my sake...the next time I drop by the neighborhood TacoBell... I will remind myself... Crunchy Taco for $1.09??, BK single Stacker is only $1.29....F U Taco Bell!!!!!!

Then........ "Hi, I'll take 3 Crunchy Taco Sir"  8)
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Re: Hardgay's review on the Brand new .............BKSS
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2013, 09:55:16 AM »
LOL "Overall, an average masturbator"
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Re: Hardgay's review on the Brand new .............BKSS
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2013, 01:21:29 PM »
Quote from: Captainawesome on February 06, 2013, 06:02:27 PM
Quote from: HardGay on February 06, 2013, 05:49:00 PM
What so special about their soda?? Aren't all the restaurant chains have similar soda

That was the point  :-X
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