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[Merr]

I just returned from my winter break (3 weeks at parents)

Naturally, I didn't bring any onaholes back because of the high risk involved. Combined with the horrible internet my parents have, I was quite... frustrated.

Then come along black Friday, and against my better judgement, I went and ordered Maria. I knew it'd arrive much sooner than myself, and that was fine - I'll be patient. During my 6 hours commute back to my apartment, i had a nosebleed. In order to keep driving, I just tilted my head back and swallow my own blood, hoping for it to close the open wound soon.

-fast forwards 2.5 hours, back in apartment, all unpacked-

I went straight for my package, and unleashed my longing desire... and sheesh, i have to say Maria is the best - even if i was biased. After the deed is done, I went to shower, and guess what.... nosebleed... in the shower... now what? It wont stop since its warm, and I cant just grab my towel since it'd get it all bloody. After much confusion and thinking, I managed to get dry/dressed without bloodying anything around me.

-fast forwards 4 hours, after playing some Saints row 3-

Oh, I want to try Maria again! and as I was getting excited thinking about it... freakin nosebleed... I think since i get exicted, blood pressure goes up, and pop goes the partially healed nose tissues...

SIGH. I CANT FAP LIKE THIS

Sorry, rant... sigh.

[HardGay]

Holy crap..... I guess Maria ozawa just have that kind of draw....     Dont be thinking about her too much and let them wounds heal first.

[SonicBoom]

I would have thought it would have had the opposite effect.  Because all of your blood should start flowing elsewhere I mean.

That reminds me of anime, you know how the character will get a nose bleed when he sees a girl naked or something...

SB