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Alright here we go.  I'll start by saying I've become a bit of a TD addict in the past year.  First purchase was the Fera Master and Maria.  Both amazing things, but FM is a touch hard and Maria could be a little sturdier.  Later I bought a Tenga Deepthroat, IYS, and EOS.  I was not impressed in the slightest by these, but I spoiled myself with my previous purchase so that opinion is more than likely invalid.  Then I got the ZXY.  It had the sturdy construction I was looking for, but lacked the suction of Maria and FM.  Even so, I really like this one and I'd say it's the most realistic I've known of.  Only problem I had with ZXY was a split in the opening from turning it inside out.  Nothing a soldering iron couldn't take care of though.

On to present day...

Got home from work to find a box at my doorstep (no pun intended).  As always, TD's packaging was nice.  Also ordered a bottle of Maria Love Potion.  Of all the lubes I've messed with, I like that one the most.  The first thing I noticed about YJY's box was it had the same weird perforation as the ZXY.  Why is this on the boxes?  Anyone know? 

Anyway, inside along with the YJY is a 60mL bottle of lube (same deal as Maria).  Which is nice considering the bottle that came with the ZXY was tiny.  Speaking of tiny, upon examining the YJY, the first thing I notice is how tiny the entrance is.  At first I thought it was a flaw or something had melted in some bizarre parallel dimension that is the USPS on the way here.  Nope!  It's entrance is indeed small.  Then I recalled reading somewhere on here about the entrance being redesigned to create more suction.  Makes sense, I suppose.

So on comes the porn and I'm getting settled in.  I figure I'll try the lube that came with, but I'm having difficulties getting it out of the bottle.  Good god is this stuff thick.  Holding the 60mL bottles of Maria and YJY next to each other, I turned them upside down.  An air bubble in Maria's goes straight to the top and YJY doesn't budge.  I give YJYlube a good jolt and it moves the bubble to the middle.  I set the bottle down and the bubble makes its way to the top of the bottle about half as fast as a lava lamp.  Managing to squish a bit out without making a mess into YJY, the fun begins.  For about 30 seconds.  Not only is this lube thick, it dries out quick.  Good thing I have a few others to choose from.  Marialube it is.

Ahhh much better.  YJY's tighter than ZXY and the modified entrance really grips you.  The texture is not too different from ZXY, which is a good thing in my eyes.  It has maybe a touch less suction than Maria, but is much easier to grip due to its sturdiness.  This thing is, however, a lube hog.  The only other toy I've had to add lube to during a session was FM and that toy's a bit notorious for that.  This one needed more lube every couple of minutes.  I don't know where the hell it goes, but hey, whatever it takes.

The orgasms this thing gives are nice and toe curling.  Moreso than ZXY and less so than Maria in my opinion.  Cleaning is a breeze as usual but I'm a little nervous about turning this one inside out due to the small opening.  I gave it a shot and it was fine but I'll stick with a towel for cleaning YJY.

All that said, Maria's still my favorite, but that's not to say this isn't an awesome toy.  They all have their ups and downs.  Other than being a black hole for lube, this is a definite improvement over ZXY.




Whenever TD gets their shipment of Fera Zoma in, that'll be my next purchase.  Anxiously awaiting that.