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[OhGoodbyeThere]

Hey td community, how are you?  


****Too many images and imageshack is stupid, so the images are all links. Also, because the images are fuckin huge, they are not direct links, otherwise you would need a 30inch monitor to view the whole picture****

Preface

 In the last TD forum contest, i had the skill to submit a great contest entry and of course TD recognized how smart i am and allowed me a $20 giftcard.
Of course it had to have been shortly after i had just purchased my first toy, the Meiki Down, and so that was $20 i didn't save.

 Fast forward to Wednesday night. I decided to use the giftcard finally but i didn't really plan on spending much of my own money. I finally decided to get as many items as i could, and TENGA's eggs fit that bill quite well.


 So, these are the choices that TENGA has:
3-Pack Set 1 (Click, Spider, and Wavy) $17.95 - https://www.toydemon.com/TENGA-EGG-Season1-3-Pack.html
3-Pack Set 2 (Twister, Stepper and Silky) $17.95 - https://www.toydemon.com/TENGA-EGG-Season2-3-Pack.html

 Each of the eggs is also available individually on TD for the price of $5.99, meaning that a three pack saves you about $1.

 I decided to go with Set 2, just because there is more feedback for Set 1 and i decided to take a plunge, and because maybe the second line is better made (as for that, i cannot say, but i doubt it)

 I also picked up the TENGA Egg Lotion for $5.99 https://www.toydemon.com/TENGA-EGG-Lotion-65-ml.html

 Ultimately this amounted to $30.55 including shipping of ~$6.50, meaning i paid $10.55. A little more than i was hoping to spend, but whatever

 I wrote this review because there is truly very minimal information regarding most products. I like to know exactly what's up

Ordering

 For those of you who have not ordered from TD before, rest assured, your privacy is held in high regard. The check-out process is very simple although there is a bit of an issue with giftcards (you have to apply them at the payment method screen, not while in cart), although this should not be an issue as TD doesn't give out many giftcards :/

 The package is shipped USPS Priority, and promptly. The order processing time is minimal. I ordered on Wednesday, and to my surprise i received my order today, Saturday.  Delivery confirmation, which means no one needs to sign off. Tracking is provided. USPS tracking is relatively good.

 The box is a USPS white box, minimal, no "Toydemon" or "SEX TOY INSIDE" or anything. Mine was from "PDT."
Packaging is sufficient, Not brilliant, but i wouldn't expect that it's necessary for TD to carefully pack your order with peanuts or something, Instead there is basic brown packaging paper. Its fine enough.


TENGA Eggs

*I forgot to remove timestamps.*

 The TENGA eggs do not have a stand of any sort. Not that i ever intended on or can imagine a reason to display them. They are relatively discreet, however, although any egg of any nature on display is bound to attract attention - i mean seriously, why the hell would you display an egg?

 The eggs are white plastic with a plastic labeling.

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Silky
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Twister
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Stepper

 To open the egg is simple. You remove a vertical dotted strip from the plastic able so it can slide off. I would recommend carefully removing the strip so as to allow for replacing the label, so you can know which egg is which, and just because it looks better that way.
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 Upon removing the plastic label, you are greeted with just the plastic shell, with a split horizontally circumscribing the egg. I opened one at random for use and it was Stepper
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 Once you open the shell, you see a semi-translucent clouded white egg shaped mass.
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 As you can see, there is a plastic thing poking out of it. That is a plastic stick-thing that helps minimally to maintain shape and also contains one lubricant packet.
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That little tab says "PULL" and likewise you use it to remove it from the egg
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The lubricant. More than enough for a single usage, but not resealable

 This is the entrance to the egg. As you can see, its not very big. This is not a problem, but it does mean that at first the egg is a little hard to put on without the hole curling inwards.
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 This is the interior of stepper. As you can see, there are little "steps" and the label of the egg is pretty accurate in showing what texture is inside
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 Finally i would like to note that it is very nice to "see" that the egg is near odorless. Unlike the Meiki product line, which smell strongly indefinitely, the smell on the egg is intangible unless you actually put it to your nose to sniff. It does not a have a flavored scent, but seeing as you cannot smell it unless you try, this is not a problem, and again, a very nice feature - or lack thereof.
TENGA Egg Lotion

 I ordered the lotion because my Meiki down lotion is not very good. I know a lot of people hail the Meiki down lotion as brilliant but imo its really not...it dries out and can only be used with a toy - for example, trying to use it with your hand means it dries in about 30 seconds. Also, its really strange in terms of stickiness and mixes with your jizz into sticky strands and ugh...
Also because i had like $2 left on my GC, eheh

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Front
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back

 Much like the Eggs, there is a plastic label around the egg. To remove it is identical to the eggs. The lotion holds 65mL and is quite sufficient given how little you need to use. Also, the top is a cap.
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Egg cap

It is worth noting that the bottom of the lube egg is flat, so it can stand on its own. The eggs however, are totally round, and cannot be propped up

The Experience!

 I wasn't really sure what to expect with the eggs. They are VERY soft and will not over-stimulate you in any manner. I have only, seeing as i recieved the eggs about three hours ago, used one - Stepper. As the name suggests, it has step-like tabs on the inside.
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The interior, again

 I used the Egg Lotion instead of the packet provided as the packet is big and i have OCD and i enjoy keeping things as they were (in this case, leaving the lubricant packet where it was). The Egg Lotion is very good. Odorless, a little sticky, but VERY long lasting and you only need a tiny amount. It is a great value.
 I applied some to the "mouth" of the egg and i had to put a little on the inside as well

 Like i said earlier, given the mouth's design, at first, before the lubricant was spread around, it curled inward so you have to just play with it a little before it starts working properly

 The egg's use is simple. You just slide it up and down while gripping it. Its very smooth and not difficult at all. it does not feel like your dick is trying to break through anything - the top is very gentle and there is no sensation of anything being pulled taut on your head.  
The egg's stimulation is very gentle. I didn't really feel the steps too much, but i wasn't really into it and i only did it because i wanted to try one. haha. Perhaps its more noticeable if you focus on it. Anyways, its very gentle, like a smoothed out version of using your hand and also more encompassing.

 The egg's design is a cause of worry for some, and indeed i saw complaints in the review. The fact is, however, that the Egg is more than adequate for its intended purpose - 1 use - and likely more.  There was no sense that - oh shit, my dick is about to break through.  I am not particularly well endowed - 5.5 in, about average i think - but it is clear that the egg can be used on larger penises as well with ease.

 However, the design of the egg means that the bottom part of your egg does not really stretch out and the focus is on the top. This might be part of people's complaints. But i say - one: this is a onahole at heart, and two: its not really a big deal.
When you pull down, the top part stretches quite thin and becomes see through. This is pretty cool in my opinion and i like seeing through it.

 The experience is very nice. It does not irritate you after the session unlike using your hand too roughly might, as it is very soft.

 The material used in the egg seems to be very heat sensitive - not surprising. As such, it stretches out more easily once it warms up a little. However, this also makes it prone to deformation near the tip. Provided here is how the egg looked after 10 minutes, in comparison to a new one
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Comparison

 As you can see, there is already deformation near the top. It is also a bit thinner there, so i am uncertain as to how many more uses it can tolerate.

Cleaning

 Obviously, this is a onahole. But i think everyone prefers that they can use it as long as they can. I can not yet say - although i will update - how long each egg will last. But certainly more than one use, although i highly doubt more than 5, less probably the bigger you are and depending on each session's length

 Cleaning is easy. Just wash the egg out. DO NOT USE WARM WATER, YOU WILL DEFORM/WASH THROUGH THE EGG. There are not crazy crevices like in a typical masturbator.  It is simple to flip inside out and does not stress compromise the egg's longevity. I simple flipped mine inside out and rinsed it out well, then dried it off in a paper towel.


Conclusion

 I enjoyed using the egg a lot. It can be used for longer sessions than a typical masturbator.

Pros:
+Cheap
+Different insides
+Easy to clean
+More than one use
+Gentle
+Good sensation
+ODORLESS (practically)

Cons:
-Perhaps not many uses per egg
-Deformation

Ultimatum:
Try it! I will have to see just how many uses i can get out of the eggs, however, before i can totally recommend the eggs.


Note:
=>Putting the egg in the shell after use may help to reduce deformation, remains to be seen
=>I do not yet know how the sensations of the other eggs compare. I have heard good things about Spider, which is not part of this set.


So thats it! Let me know if i forgot anything, and i hope this helped some of you.

[HardGay]

OMG great review OhGoodbyeThere .. very detailed on too. this will give many members a very in dept view  into how these little gadgets work. hehehe.. when i first saw the videos on these eggs and how far it could stretch, i was blown away by it... great post!

[OhGoodbyeThere]

Haha, thanks, i used to write reviews for other stuff so i get a little carried away.

Does anyone know a good anonymous image hosting site? I don't want to use my photobucket for privacy reasons :/
The images i uploaded to imageshack were for some reason like x4 in size, so i couldn't embed them, which is annoying for readers.

[Metamorphisis]

try photobucket. I pay around $11 every 3 months. It's worth it to me, definitely.

[OhGoodbyeThere]

try photobucket. I pay around $11 every 3 months. It's worth it to me, definitely.

I don't want to use my photobucket for privacy reasons :/

-_-

[HardGay]

try photobucket. I pay around $11 every 3 months. It's worth it to me, definitely.

I don't want to use my photobucket for privacy reasons :/

-_-

lol.... 

Well the image i post on this forum i created an account on Flickr.com ..it usually works..but sometimes the image link doesn't show the image for some weird reason I havn't figure out yet.. but you might give it a shot.