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I'm probably the first person to receive this item, since I'm close to ToyDemon and I kept my pre-order from September after they delayed it. I'll probably do a full review somewhere down the line, but I created this so anyone else interested could get a better idea of what to expect since there just isn't a lot of direct first hand information about these things.  They're still very much rare and niche products.

 I haven't tried it out yet, so I can't comment on that, but I do have pictures!  This was all done pretty quick, so they're not the best quality, it's a cloudy day so it was hard to have good lighting, and I don't expect to wait long before using it, so I wanted to get pictures of it in its out of the box state.  I've also included a slow motion GIF of its jiggly-ness after being lightly slapped, which I'm sure someone will appreciate.

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What I can tell soo far, is the initial entrance to its holes are finger tight, couldn't even get half a digit in there dry. The material inside has many fine details and feels softer/thinner than something like a ZXY, I can't say if that matters before trying it out, so I'll reserve judgment.  I do like my dual layered toys to be beefy on the inside where it counts though.

But I'd still say it's about the closest you're going to come to a ZXY in hip form, and that's what I expected.  It's really oily to the touch, which is to be expected. Probably would want to give it a good soapy sponge bath to get excess oil off then coat it with some powder.  It surprisingly didn't come with any weird creases from sitting in the bag in the box.  There is no odor to it either. 

I bought a plush bag to go with it, not just for storage but also because it's huge enough to be used on a bed as a sheet to keep the toy from coming into contact with fabrics and lints that might stick to it. Putting panties on it really helps by giving you something to grab on to with more friction. I'm not sure if this is a toy you'd want to sit in your lap, it's probably too heavy and squishy for that unless you want to grind it without lifting it up and down much, but it should be great and easy to use in missionary, doggy style, and on its side.

The lips seem sculpted pretty well, and the back side is more sculpted than it appears.  It's basically all about the butt feel.  Overall, the curves are really good.  The sculpt is not super defined or detailed, but the curves are where it really shines the most and that's what's going to make a difference in the feeling. It is a typical pale pinkish color, basically the same stuff that the skin of the ZXY is made of. As for size, I'd consider it pretty satisfactory. If anything it's going to be exactly what you expect or bigger than you expect. Definitely big enough to create the illusion of a real adult woman. 


UPDATE:

After having given it a few go's, I have some performance data on it. 

Vaginal and Anal holes

Firstly, let's talk about the holes.  The vaginal canal isn't designed to be closed-tight. It has enough space for you to fit your finger in without gripping it tightly.  It's not hot dog down a hallway loose, you can still feel all sides without having to stir your finger around.  This is probably a good thing though, because you will want to get a bit rough with it, and with its weight, it will shift around a lot.  So this keeps you from ripping up the toy soo easily since it has room to distort and stretch.  It also helps because you don't need to perfectly line yourself up with the canal in order to have smooth penetration. 

There's nothing about the internal textures that particularly stands out.  With the ZXY for example, there are distinct very prominent textures in certain areas.  Those who have used it know what I'm talking about.  But that's not to say the textures aren't there in the EPH v3, they are.....just no one part that screams "notice me!", like for example, the top ridge just inside the opening of the ZXY.  Again, those who have used a ZYX know what I'm talking about. There are no parts that you have to "break past" like with the ZXY.

 Still though, I would say the hole feels more realistic and down to earth than the ZXY's kind of pronounced textures. I like the ZXY for the boldness of its textures, while the EPH v3 isn't as bold, it's truly not a bad thing.  You'll likely be pounding away at this at a good speed, so even if it had prominent ZXY textures, it wouldn't make much difference in feeling.  It is more realistic in general. You could probably even get off by just fingering this toy. It hugs two fingers really well and feels very true to life when fingering, something I noticed when cleaning it. it's fairly easy to pretend that it's real when fingering it, almost too easy, which is a good thing.

As for the anal, it's definitely tighter than the vaginal. I can't compare it to other anal hole masturbators because I've never had any.  I didn't buy this for the anal.  I don't think it can accurately feel like real anal sex because part of the main feeling of real anal sex with a woman is the tightness and muscle contractions. 

But I can say that the anal does feel good in general and you can feel the textures.  It does have that kind of feeling you get when you're having real anal sex, which I can only describe as a feeling of 'breaking through' each segment inside of a real anus.  I hope that description is making sense to people. So on that part, I would say it probably achieves an anal feel pretty well.  I just can't really say if it's the best anal toy out there, but it could be!  All down to personal preference in the end. I just know I don't find it boring.  I prefer the vagina hole still, but the anal hole will be good to change things up from time to time and offer a different feeling. Given the whole package, this is definitely more pleasurable than a ZXY, and can give intense orgasms.

I have gotten a bit rough with the toy, and it seems like it can take a beating. No signs of rips or tears. That doesn't say much for long term, but I've seen other toys rip over less.  I can't say with any solid measurement of how deep the holes are, but I am above average in size and I didn't feel like I was hitting a figurative brick wall, so I don't see any issues with the depth of the holes. 

Cleaning the toy was easy, easier than I expected. I didn't have to dig around crevices much for trapped fluids. I put it on a large plate in the sink and ran it under the faucet, the holes flushed out well without much work.  Even easier to clean out than the ZXY.   

Positions

It works really well if you're standing up with it set on a table backside down. If you try to flip it around doggy it's a bit hard because of the angle it rests, it's facing at a downward angle because the top surface of the body is at an angle.  But laying backside down, it still feels like doggy, you just don't get the visual of doggy style. With proper maneuvering you could probably make front-side-down work for a true doggy style position, but I haven't bothered to.  It probably comes down to having the proper height table so you can align things properly for easy penetration.

The best position by far seems to be with the toy on top riding you, it's more work but it gives you a lot of control and the weight coming down and the shape of the butt adds a lot to sensation in this position. If you lay on your back and hunch your knee's up a bit to prop up the toy and thrust from below, it works really well for realism. It also looks and feels very much like when you're with a woman who has grippy lips that extend out around your shaft a little. 

Laying the toy on its side while laying down is probably my least favorite position. There's just not enough weight behind it to stay still and, and due to its curve it's just not very ergonomic in that position.  It does however stay in that position, it's not imbalanced to where it will fall over on its side. Maybe there is some way to prop it up, maybe resting the top flat side against a wall or headboard would help.  I wouldn't consider this an issue with the toy's design, just a limitation of toys in general.  When you're having sex with a woman laying on her side, you generally have something to grab on to, and the weight/rigidness of a real body.  The mechanics of that change drastically when it's just a toy.  I'm sure with a proper setup this position could work, but it's definitely a position you'll have to think more about when setting up to get everything just right. 

Hip Feel

You definitely feel the curves and "sink" in between this toys butt cheeks like a crevice. It feels like when you're balls deep in a woman with a bubble butt. You can rock the toy to get it to thrust you, and that adds a lot to the illusion and is less heavy lifting. The toy does have that aspect to it where if you get a solid rhythm going when thrusting it, it will bounce back at you like a real woman thrusting you.

Ultimately that's what hip are about, creating an illusion. A big part of a good illusion is making it easier to accept the illusion and I think the EPH v3 does that very well! 

It's not rigid enough and too squishy for you to put your weight on and have it still feel realistic, at that point you'll just feel like you're laying on top of a mound of jello. So I think this toy keeps its illusion best when you're not putting any significant pressure/weight on it. Butt smacking thrusts and the feeling of being balls deep are where it shines. 

I think this toy's going to be satisfactory to whoever decides to get one. If there's one thing I could change about this toy, it would probably be an increase in body firmness.  I think if they used a firmer inner layer for the body, and coated the outer inch with the current material, it could add a new level of realism.  That's not a gripe though, this is still one of the most state of the art hips you can buy, and I'll be gladly enjoying it years from now if it lasts that long.   

[bask234]

Just wanted to say thank you for this long review. I have just ordered one to replace my eph shinsei (or I’ll use both at the same time) 👍. I love the ass on the shinsei but like most, would love for an even bigger ass. The eph v.3 looks like the ass is bigger and for sure rounder and deeper. If you have any more photos i’d Love to see them.