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Review of two A-One Tokyo inflatables with two of same company's onaholes

Short story: a complete waste of money compared to hips, fleshlights and Meiki Real. A disappointment equal to the Meiki plush, which I also discarded.

Disclaimer: I did NOT  buy any of  these four products from Toy Demon. Instead I purchased them in China recently. However, the vendor appeared to be a licensed distributor.

Name: Nana Love Body, in combination w/ Cherish Miyu onahole
Company: A-One Tokyo
Type: inflatable, thigh to neck, 1/3 arms, no legs
Material: plastic
Appeal: 1) maximum portability, 2) substantial versatility (choice of onaholes), 3) can grip arms in nasty controlling sex.
Size: life-size adult
Weight: inconsequential
Dimensions: Box reads bust 88, waist 57, height 89
Aesthetic: minimally humanoid
Expectations: fucking an air mattress or pleasant?
Review date: 22/4/16
Location: city in  Southern China
Sensation to the hand: OK, may be better soaped up in the shower or bath tub. Or, oiled/lotioned up on a waterproof bed, if the material can stand it.
Sensation, skin to 'skin': OK
Sensation, penis in orifice: w/o onahole poor, with onahole, even worse!
Comfort, interior: [no notes, as I recall, rather shallow]
Interior length of canal: N/A, open-ended
Cleanability: onahole not bad, doll questionable as plastic seemed to react to lube, become opaque in spots, as if there was a chemical reaction.
Discretion: excellent, nobody could identify it as a human facsimile when deflated. Mind you, it was pretty difficult even when blown up too.
Durability: who knows? But, it didn't burst on me. But air nipple (where add/remove air, not a *real* nipple, not even a fake real nipple) was so unreliable in its seal, it was a full-time job to close it every few minutes.
Surprises: The doll is a piece of shit, the onaholes barely acceptable.
Disappointments: Too many to enumerate briefly
Best feature: Supreme portability, so good concept
Worst feature: Just doesn't work for me, not with any of the two onaholes I have tried so far.

SCORE
Turn-on 1/10
Portability 8/10
Cleanability 7/10
Value 2/10
Realism 2/10
Total - 20/50

First impressions: Box has cartoonish illustrations. Unpacking it doesn't feel like the plastic is too hard. But it does smell like a beach ball. Taste of blow up nipple mildly untasty. Easy to inflate. Not slow either. At first the air in/out valve (I call it a nipple) is self-sealing. This means that when I rest my cheeks the pause doesn't adversely affect progress of inflation.

But once I get to 95% air slowly leaks out unless I put in the stopper. At what looks like 99% I stop to test the doll's look and feel. Ass is way too large.  Poorly sculpted also. Not exactly Veronique Rodrigues. Doesn't even look like a camel's ass let alone a human one. Slim, young female? Hah!

No sway back, and profile of ass is, I kid you not, square. Fail.

Flipping over this hopefully uplifting into reveries of erotic surges and tremors,balloon of joy, yes, the designer has done a good job of feminine curvature, given the limitations of the material, and the low price. The seam where the inner thigh meets public area, well, it impresses me. Waist is exceptionally small - not a problem for this admirer of sub-35 kilo spinners. However, the shapelessness accents the huge ass. Concave rib cage curvature made with seam is indeed appealing. But tits are a bizarre shape - not pointed, not round, not pear-shaped either. They look nothing like the real thing I have cupped, sucked and cum across in 27 countries in Latin Caribbean and Asia (and inumerable porn movies images of Amia Miley, Tanner Mayes, Raquel Darrian, etc).

Shoulders work if arms out, but pulling them together as is the natural habit to immobilize one's prey from avoiding a sperm injection, well, the shoulders collapse.

Maiming my fuckettes is not stimulating.

At a little less fullness of air, it actually looks and feels better. At least when I lay on it. But I am afraid of bursting it.  Back to full inflation. Nipple pops open. This is a deal breaker. Less than ideal stimulation, less than perfect beauty - not absolutely unforgivable.  Inflatable not staying inflated IS.

I grope this soft plastic sex doll. This manual test proves more positive. But visually? Totally unconvincing.

Ass is a total failure, and to this ass man, this is a problem. Waist and belly feel good. Tits OK to fondle. Arms and shoulders have zero shape when any pressure applied.

Will NANA LOVE BODY  work when vag canal left as is, with no onahole?  Not bad, actually better than with an onahole inserted, believe it or not. Just have a gallon of lube ready for when it pours out.

Listening to a hissing leak isn't having sweet nothings whispered into my ear. That damn nipple keeps popping out, even when pushed in. This becomes a constant distraction, interupting my session. Even if this torso is just sitting there it pops out.

So sensation is going to have to be top notch to merit recommending this doll for anywhere other than the landfill.

At 9 pm I go out in China shopping. The streets are full of (what seems like) billions of clothing shops, millions of restaurants and thousands of grocery stores. Not one hardware store. Duct (fabric) tape I can find in no department or electronic repair shop.

However, within a 3-block radius of my hotel I find 7 sex toy shops! Clearly, it's not just western men not getting laid.

Cello tape will have to do to get my substitute working.  I seal the air nipple, knowing full well it will leave a residue. I am not a happy customer, knowing that I had virtually immediate need for product maintence before I even got started.

Returning to my $13 basic room among $5-12 ones (seeking budget accommodation near the bus station always works for me) Nana has 1/2 deflated. Another grope test. Hmm, consistently I prefer softer, like this. More as if  responsive to the touch. So, I inflate to only 80%.

Hmm, when you squeeze the arms, the butt pumps up. There is control potential here. The design mistake is that there should be separate air pickets in several parts of the doll, each inflated separately. As Nana is, 'she'  has no realism or sensation. I don't expect both at the same time. But without either, what is the point?

I lay on top from behind, then on the front. Yes, partial inflation is the way to go.  This way, Nana has some 'life'. Or so I tell myself, this Dr. Frankenstein or whatever Asperger's eccentric I have become preferring hips and dolls.
One could keep the 'nipple' intact by gripping the neck. I chose to not strangle my petroleum based partner.

Onahole

Of the three inserts I bought, Cherish is the longest, and it has none of the natural, banana bend of the other two I chose.

I set up Nana to straddle me as I insert my live member into a non-live one.

At 85% hard it is difficult to impale my distorted facsimile of a female. This is awkward and way too much work. Time-consuming to extract a minute amount of pleasure, interspersed with annoyances. Compared to all Fleshlights I have tried, several hips and Meiki Real onahole, Cherish is garbage. Cherish is very difficult to insert, impossible really. Even though the hole goes all the way through the exploding big ass the onahole is not symmetrical and I got it in upside down. Starting over. Sigh...

Most irritating though is this...

The angle of channel entry means that the cunt works only, *only*  (and then marginally) if  used in the position on the box illustration, which I would describe as 'doing the secretary from behind while she is on top of the desk'. Too many distractions to be sensual, let alone orgasmic. It is appalling that not one position works.

Due to the sharp angle of the channel (it is fastened internally to the butt wall), even the one recommended position doesn't work.

Problems after 30 minutes:

 1.     Air doesn't stay in unless you tape it shut
 2.    Dick angle totally impractical
 3.    Miyu Cherish is too soft. It has no discernable ribs or knobs, though it does feel good fingering it.
 
The mound of the onahole looks kind of good, but is not lush.  The sensation of the Cherish onahole inside Nana Love Body is so lame as to miss my own hand. So, I even tried the Cherish as a manual wanker. Boring.

To make matters worse, the lube included has got to be the worst I have ever tried. It dries out fast and is vastly inferior to Fleshlube, and any of the Toy Demon lubes.

No position works.  So, I try a second onahole - Love Body Ren's Royal. It looks promising because it appears to have two layers, and the bend suits my own shape. Yes, it feels much better than Miyu Cherish - tighter and more sensation. I think the saleslady was wrong - onaholes and doll bodies cannot be mixed and matched. This is as bad as Apple and Samsung making prorietary parts!

Only position that brings any enjoyment, is placing two pillows high, bending 'her' down and forward, away from me. And only once I am very hard first.
The Nana doll feels better to the hand than to the cock. In fact, it suits me fine carressing the  body as a fresh canvass, letting my imagination run free as my balls are rubbed during self-stimulation (sorry, too much information). But for sensation instead of a masturbation prop - Nana is a loser.

Love Body Miyu and onahole Ren Royal

This is a 3-piece piece of portable ass. I start with a leg. Elegant shape and feels good to the hand. The plastic could be smoother. I make a mental note to buy silk stockings.

I am not happy having to *tape* legs to the body but I got tired quickly of them falling off. It's a stupid design.

The vaginal channel of Miyu is not well-positioned. The non-flexible hip area (compared to a real girl) has no swivel. And Miyu's cunt is too far forward/up for rear entry, and too far back/high for rear entry. Hey, sex toy designers: 'Choose one orifice and do it well! Don't even think about adding a second until you have product tested the first.

With Nana I discovered that I am no fan of no head. Miyu Love Body *has* a head, and its body is much smaller. Miyu is better sculpted, erotically and realistically proportioned. Tits much more convincing too.

The saleslady misinformed me about something else too - all the love bodies do NOT have through channels, like the express channel at Immigration. Miyu has a closed channel which will prove very problematic to afix the onahole.
Miyu's ass is much smaller and shaplier than Nana's. Arms are much longer, but like Nana, hopeless to grip. Neck is very small and poorly proportioned, as if it is a mistake.

I get the Ren Royal onahole inside only after after extensive lubricating with kinky fisting plus deflating Miyu some. I feel like an underpaid veterinarian on a farm visit.

These detachable legs are going to be a problem to use. Whether you attach or not, any banger has to deal with (geometric not computer) hard disks  at the thigh. Why didn't the designers just  add a separate air pocket (divided) and keep this Miyu doll as one piece?

The onahole of the Miyu onahole channel is much more natural than Nana. Meiki Real is superior due to heft and sensation .

The tiny head and diminuative nose work for me, as they are cuppable and kissable, although not fuckable. Was the model twelve  years of age or an elf? Emraceable shoulders much better than Nana.

The only use I can think of for Miyu is to find a great onahole that fits, dress her up and cuddle the doll for a sleep-over. Satin teddy and crotchless panties, a little 'herb' and maybe sweet dreams? But a vigorous fuck doll? Absolutely not. Save your money for a real doll.

Money lost on this experiment...

Nana Love Body and either Ren Royal or Miyu Cherish onahole - RMB 255 (USD 39) for set

Miyu Love Body and same onaholes - RMB 350 (USD 54)

Conclusion:  Nana Love Body is a disaster. Miyu Love Body is a 90% disaster. Miyu Cherish onahole is as soft as cottage cheese.

[zamentor]

Great reviews, well written and I like your sense of humor. What a disappointment with the toys though. I guess I'll stick with the ToyDemon store instead of trekking out to the Far East.

[hermes]

Finally an acceptable solution..,

1. Replacing A-One Tokyo onaholes with a jerry-rigged (w/o can) Fleshlight product - 'Sukit Draft'
2. Triple Scotch taping legs on
3. Improving on the plastic texture with some silky pajamas (shoulder straps shortened and taped on)
4. Missionary, doll's legs closed
5. Clutching head to chest like a madman

This combination was satisfactory, even enjoyable. The doll body as if 'breathes' in response to thrusts, quite a turn on.

But not worth the expenditure, space and effort. The depth of sex in a can works well, but it sure takes time getting it inserted. I also tried onahole 'Brossom' intended for love body Hina. On it's own. While a curiosity - exceptionally tight, bent out of shape in a good way. Facsimile of a uterus end  and stimulating texture all along - it is clearly intended for men with very small dicks. Painfully small even with extra generous amounts of lubricant. If you are not 100% hard Hina will spit you out.

The doll stuffed into  my closet like an Austrian sex slave was still inflated in the morning after a marathon of frenetic abuse. I am not looking forward to cleaning the channel.Too much like those uneasy morning after conversations.

I consider these A-One Tokyo blowup dolls on par with my high school experimenting with plastic bags, elastic bands and socks - professional is not the word that comes to mind. I do not like having to be creative and enterprising, otherwise onanism becomes like a formal religion - too much discipline and planning required instead of spontaneity and fun.

I suppose the possibility exists that these were black market copies, but judging by the manner and presentation of the booth selling these in a southern Chinese metropolis, plus the price, Toy Demon sells the same things.

I look forward to reading reports by others comparing any inflatables with hips. My initial impressions are that it is like the difference between a FIAT ('Fix it again Tony') and a Jaguar. I do not care about the leather seats and wooden dashboard. But what is under the hood is paramount. Horsepower versus a dog and pony show. If I can't have a sportscar, I'd rather take the bus.

[hermes]

I am feeling rather proud of myself:'If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.' But nature sours. Within 90 minutes of reprieve.

Miyu Lo e Body bursts a seam. The ruptured belly of Miss Miyu requires cellophane tape. One leg is starting to come off also.

But the worst is the Hina Brosson sleeve. It has an outer transparent layer of soft silicon and a firmer shocking pink core with all the good stuff. Useless if designed only for pencil dicks. Seriously, the core isn't that much bigger than my engorged man beast.. Next, I rupture that. But realizing that I am going (or rather cumming) nowhere fast, aspirant sex toy engineer that I am, I separate the layers.  Easy peesey. What was binding them together? Apparently, precious nothing. Well, two criss-crossed tabs of two-sided cellophane tape at the very end. You have *got* to be kidding...

The outer sheath is too loose and too texture-free to serve any purpose, by hand or inserted.  The core of delights presumably  for quasi-juvenille Asian males of 21(not Koreans or Mongolians no doubt - the circumference looks like a Cantonese friend's DNA humiliation) ruthlessly ejects my withering manhood, like the 'no trucks allowed' sign on a narrow underpass.  Removed from the plastic canal and tried manually, it flies off in haste. I turn it inside out to see what I am missing. Nothing. Zero stimulating texture except some vauge variations of thickness and a commendable knob hugger at the end. Does A-One Tokyo think tightness without texture is anything to celebrate?

So, it's back to the strange mouth orifice from Texas in a Chinese doll.