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[DaaaBears]

It's not authentic mexican food per se. But I view it as a fresher ingredient, less greasy, and healthier alternative (i don't think by much, but it just feels healthier).

I usually get the burrito bowl as the burrito is tooooo much for me with all that tortilla. Once they roll that baby up, it's a lot of food.

I get the steak burrito bol with white rice, fajita vegetables, black beans, mild salsa, extra corn salsa, sour cream, cheese, and lettuce. (I just noticed that I went thru an whole order in my head at exactly the same order that they would ask you....I think Chipotle eaters will know what I am talking about.).

I have also eaten their Chicken tacos with flour tortilla, sour cream, mild salsa, corn salsa, cheese, and lettuce. For some reason it just comes together so well, really yummy................I think I should get Chipotle for lunch now....

[Captainawesome]

It's not authentic mexican food per se. But I view it as a fresher ingredient, less greasy, and healthier alternative (i don't think by much, but it just feels healthier).

I usually get the burrito bowl as the burrito is tooooo much for me with all that tortilla. Once they roll that baby up, it's a lot of food.

I get the steak burrito bol with white rice, fajita vegetables, black beans, mild salsa, extra corn salsa, sour cream, cheese, and lettuce. (I just noticed that I went thru an whole order in my head at exactly the same order that they would ask you....I think Chipotle eaters will know what I am talking about.).

I have also eaten their Chicken tacos with flour tortilla, sour cream, mild salsa, corn salsa, cheese, and lettuce. For some reason it just comes together so well, really yummy................I think I should get Chipotle for lunch now....

  Cool just stopped there for the first time. There was nothing but women in there which made me wary. Usually that's a tall tell sign I'm not going to get a "manly" meal and probably some entree with mostly lettuce. I brought a Steak and pork burrito to try. The mexican music was blasting so it was hard to hear. I told them what kinda meats I wanted then she asked me about rice and beans and lettuce and sour creme and a bunch other stuff that was foreign to my diet. I told the lady there's only 3 ingredients you put on a man's burrito. 1. Meat 2. Cheese, 3. Beans (maybe). When she was done putting all the rice and beans and lettuce and other stuff that belongs on a dinner plate she rolled it up into the burrito ball because that's what it became with all that stuff on there. I then went to pay for the burritos. "that will be $13.30 sir" I jumped back from the counter $13.30! for 2 burrito's? That's a whole large pizza with pepperoni's! Good lord that's a lot of money! For $13.30 I could go to Mexico, get 13 burrito's, 3 Mexican hookers, and a donkey to ride me back home.

 I shook my head and paid for the burrito balls. I asked the girl where their condoms were. She looked at me puzzled by what I said, so I said it louder... "WHERE ARE YOUR CONDOMS!?!" she looked at me and said "what?!?" then I said "where are your condoms because I'm obviously getting f*cked with these crazy prices". She then pointed me over to the condiments table. I thought I might as well grab atleast $5.00 in napkins and get some of my money back. I was ready to fill up on Taco sauce packets as there's no way a man can eat a giant burrito ball without teh sauce. I looked around the table I looked on the sides, I looked up at the ceiling. I didn't see any sauce packets anywhere! They don't have sauce packets. I started to hyperventilate, my body started to sweat, my mind started to spin. How can this be... how is it possible to have burrito's and not teh sauce. The restaurant started spinning in my vision, I had to get out of there. I struggled and limped myself to the exit doors bumping into tables and knocking over a woman's salad bowl with a taco lining. I finally made it to my vehicle and started it up. Good I was safe finally. I mashed on the gas and left skid marks in their parkinglot as I made my way to safety.

Luckily I have reserves of teh taco sauce in my fridge. Only teh sauce can combat all this rice and lettuce and non manly burrito fillings. I barely made it out of this one.

[DaaaBears]

LOL!

I did tell you that it wasn't authentic mexican food and more of a healthy alternative.

I don't know how you even got 2 burritos tho, cuz just 1 is HUGE. Burrito Ball is dead on.

I personally can't eat authentic burritos from mexican joints. They're way too greasy and oily for me and I always end up feeling like shit in my stomach for the whole day.

[HardGay]

 "WHERE ARE YOUR CONDOMS!?!" she looked at me and said "what?!?" then I said "where are your condoms because I'm obviously getting f*cked with these crazy prices".
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That's why your capt.awesome!!

I love chipotle...i usually get the burrito bowl too...and just everything on it.. I think it's pretty filling..although yes..it's around 7 bux..which is a little bit pricier than usual.. 

[SuperM4n]

For cheap stuff, taco bell all the way. So as far as "real" fast food that's about all I get other than the occasional coffee from either starbucks or dunkin donuts.

I don't much care for the burger joints anymore knowing I can make an awesome hamburger at home for about the same cost that tastes much, much better.

Other than that I love my subs. Course everyone around here loves subs otherwise there wouldn't be like 10 - 15 sub shops in this area. Most people don't buy from subway around here though because there's much better alternatives. Pizza of course is also huge here. Plenty of mom n' pop pizza shops along with dominos & pizza hut. Though again, most people go with the smaller outfits because they taste better.

In any case I don't eat out much, I pretty much cook all my own food.