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[Metamorphisis]

I got the box just now at noon, and my mom was seemingly up and awake at the time, and was looking out the window saying the postman was here, and I almost pulled an "amazing flash" zooming down the stairs like a bat outa HELL to get to the front door first. I quickly thanks the postman, made a comment about gatorade helping with the weather, gave my mom her mail, and zoomed like speedy gonzolas upstairs back to my room where I crudely opened the box (DAMN BROWN TAPE TO HELL) and realized the special gift they gave me was something called "Next". I'm giddy as hell to open both of them but I was to drool about the thought for a while when i took a nice long shower and my cameras battery is all charged, so i can post pics of it all here. side note, after I brought it upstairs and quickly hid the contents under my bed that is blocked off so nothing can get under it (mom won't suspect that place) and repackaged the box with a win2k reinstallation cd, and alot of plastic-ish wafers i got from a UPS shipment that I kept for any future occasion. NOT EVEN 5 to 10 minutes after, my mom comes in my room and says the stamps look pretty after nosing around the boxes outside, and was adding up the stamp amount and count on the box. i told her that it wasn't what I ordered for free, but it was something I was planning on getting later. I said I ordered a linux Ubuntu CD and that it was a mix-up. she fell for it hook line and sucker. I'm hoping Next is something like a pillow... also, to make things even more confuzzling, (grammar corrector can go to hell, damn microsoft programs) Confuzzling is a dangit! Anyhow, she got done in 5 minutes looking it over and criticizing the amount of wafers to protect the cd in the wrapper, inside the box. i handed it to her and said she can keep the stamps if she wanted, meaning to annoy her to leave in the end, which happened.

That's my manic episode.

Comments anyone?

EDIT: OMFG AWESOME! It's the pillow I've been wanting seperately from this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!good thing these are still in plastic wrap. I have to wait for the dang battery to the camera to charge though for TWO HOURS before I am able to do Anything with these. ;| I am glad I didn't have a stiffy when I answered the door. I think the postman KNEW what I was ordering. ¬_¬     damn lecher.

[ToyDemon]

That's good to hear. Hope you enjoy it

[Metamorphisis]

i had to bite my togue to keep from grinning when the postman was holding the box. but i cracked and had too much of a smug look on my face, so im 50$ sure he knew what a box like that from hong kong, actually was. I WAS NOT however, expecting a pillow that would have put me over-budget if i tried to get both. In the end, it's worth the wait, just like I said in another post I can't even remember xD GRR I WANNT BREAK the plastic wrap and open it. AAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
STUPID CAMERA BATTERY!! I can't take pics and have fun without it functional!!!!!!





and ty toydemon, i'll be sure to make a review on the site for this and if you have the pillow, i'll comment there also. the pillow was EXPENSIVE too. so that's why I was saddened by seeing what the seller had to offer, but i couldn't have my cake, and eat it too. so I chose, and it seems lucks on my side, I won't go far into MY luck since its massively horrific when i look back at what good / bad things happened. did you see the pillow called "Next" toydemon?

[HardGay]

Lol glad you got your toy finally!!! Let us know how it is once your done doing whatever you said you were going to do with it, heh...

Btw, wha does that pillow look like and what does it do??? Is it a pillow to store the toys in or a pillow to use with masturbate sleeves???

[Metamorphisis]

i think http://www.milkyangels.com/hobby_sale.php?content=2985 should give you an idea, and to answer your question, yes, i got it, it's perfect, almost. it's so DAMN TIGHT that it's hard to fit my pecker into the opening and but making it halfways in is easier. This is gonna take some getting used to. The slurpy sounds make it unusable when anyones around, if I let go of it, it'll be like ...it'll grab onto the head of the dick and makes it hard for you to actually "Pull Out".the entrance "could" be simply cut at the top and bottom but with my luck, it'll tear the thing in half. Also, I'm seeming to need a major hardon to get anywhere with it, pun intended. I'm going to think up something good for a review. I won't look at any porn along the way.. .... but no promises.

[HardGay]

So you got that $88 pillow for free as a special gift from the seller??? that's a pretty good deal.

[xytan4]

Jesus Christ, dude. Your mom checks the price of every thing you buy?! What a control freak. You're 18, 19? Tell her to mind her own flipping business, you're an adult! I'm about to turn 21, yet I stopped taking shit from my parents when I turned 18, lol.

[Metamorphisis]

im 23, and i was enough to give the seven teen a good hard workout. they also didn't include the pillowcase for Next which is a real insult since i dont want to see myself pumping plastic. might as well use it as a normal pillow and if anyone asks, then I'll just say that hole was a design malfunction or something . btw, the pillow for free subject didnt come up till they were getting it wrapped up before sending it to airmail or whoever. i think theres about a dozen (give/take 1 or 2) emails from me to the seller back and forth about all the little details, that eventually wore them out. I'm betting they only put the flogger pillow "Next" in so I wouldn't give them bad feedback, due to waiting 2 weeks + 4 days, to be exact.

[xytan4]

You're 23...and your mom checks the price of every thing you buy?? I'm sorry, but that's just...sad. You seriously need to move out of there buddy.

[Metamorphisis]

Would if I could man. Life circumstances prohibit the ability to. It's too long of a story to tell, lets just leave it at that. I'm on disability for mental and physical illnesses that are permanent.

btw, i noticed something when twirling a papertowel inside the toy... when all but an inch or so was out, it looked like a molotov tampon cocktail. xD

[Sevenfold]

what did you get? O.o

A pillow?

[HardGay]

He got one of those love body pillow with a insert for silicon sleeves if im not wrong.

which leads to my other question for Metamorphesis,...did you try to put the seventeen into the pillow although it's not made for the seventeen sleeves. but I would think it might fit as well. 

[Metamorphisis]

It hopefully, was going to be cool, but it didn't have the pillowcase with it, and I think it's cruel and inhumane to send a pillow with NO cover. i Haaaaaate ebay now..
btw, i kinda tore the right labia on the seventeen toywhen I was using it. I'm hoping it doesn't slowly tear and render it unfuckable, tbh. I was only kidding when I said something about me splitting a toy in two when I was first looking for he correct one. >_<
I was only as vigorous with it as any other person would have been. hmm..

[HardGay]

well...remember in the mod section...you can fix a toy by sodering it... melt it back together when the time comes hehe

[Metamorphisis]

I can't use my soldering iron on anything without my mom thinking the house is burning down xD
So, I guess I'm kindof screwed, pun not intended.