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[J H]

(Prologue)

Well I have been a good customer for some time on this site.  I divorced my hot wife about 2 years ago, and haven't really felt like getting into a relationship since.  I've been laid plenty, no problem there.  But if you visited this town you would understand... not much to choose from.  So on a bored, half drunk, lonely night - I discovered onaholes.

I have divorced another hot little mynx about 5 years ago.  Skinny, except her ass.  Long hair and pretty.  Just too religious for my taste.  That pussy was amazing though.  Anyway.... I discovered fleshlights back then.  I spent like 120 dollars the day I filed the paperwork.  And it was... alright.  Definitely better than my hand.

So I did the same damn this this time around, except I make a lot more money, and just... wiser.  I read the forums and reviews.  I still remember the day I discovered Toy Demon.  I bought a Cherry 2, and a Sarah.  The Cherry 2 was a little too tight... and one night I decided to do surgery on her.  It turned out for the best.  And I had that ugly frankenstein booty throughout the lifetime of some other onaholes.  My next purchase, like a month later was the famous ZXY.  Still remember the first insemination.... I was hooked like I am on fishing in the Summer.  I ordered a Moe Body a month later.  I am hung, so I destroyed that beautiful creation in no time.  And got more than one case of dick burn, because it felt so good I didn't care.

The skeletal structure of the Moe Body really intrigued me.  Like I daydreamed about ordering a 3D printer and making my own onaholes as a hobby.  For like 2 hours, and then took a nap.  (Industrial Designer by trade)

So I have come to another crossroads in my life of being happily single.  I wore out all of my toys.  My last purchase was the Mouth of Truth, everyone has been freaking out about.  I split her like the joker, after about 2 uses.  Sometimes I wish I was less blessed.... and also makes me worry about ever having sex with a asian girl.  Because I could do product testing, apparently.

After about a week of reading, searching for videos of products, etc..... It's the Puni Ana SPDX, for sure.  I already have my cart loaded up.  And despite not needing it, have a prescription for Cialis I am going to fill.  So I took a vacation day, and am looking forward to a long weekend.  Ana will definitely be put through her paces.

More importantly.  I will post a very brain-to-keyboard review of my experience, and several nice photos - since I had such a hard time finding them in my search.  It just seems right.  This girl Ana, seems to be something special.  If she's not as tight as the Moe Body, but has the skeleton - it should be a very fun, rainy weekend.

Stay Tuned!

[OnaNewb]

Looking forward to your review. I was interested in that toy as well until my experience with kupa cocolo. I'm assuming from the reviews on it my experience was the exception and not the rule.

Again, looking forward to your review and pics.

[J H]

Thanks for your reply.  I am definitely looking forward to it as well      

[J H]

It arrives tomorrow!     I can hardly wait!

[J H]

I know there is a lot of interest in this product, but lack of good info on it.  I am here to fix that, with this upcoming review.

Currently putting it through it's paces.  I am going to write up a proper review over the weekend to post on Sunday.  I will be taking many more pictures, and probably will make a video. 

First Impression.  It's a really good size.  I have had the Moe Body, and this is about 20-30% larger - internal and external  She's pretty tight - but I am also pretty thick, and 7 1/2 inches.  More like 7 in this, because it squeezes me.  Feels great, but unless I am rock hard, the ass pushes me out eventually.  Bottoming out in the vagina is awesome, there is a little nub or something... rocking back and forth there for about 3 minutes, I felt my balls start pumping, and I did my personal best-ever edge.  I slapped her ass and smiled, and am very impressed.  And doubt I can hold back this next time.

Stay tuned!   Hopefully this picture is not offensive to anyone.

[SonicBoom]

Thanks for the update, looking forward to the full review!