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2/5

I mistakenly bought the mini hera, confusing it with the half-hera.

CONTEXT
I am happy with several Fleshlights and very happy with Meiki Cherry 2. I am very sexually experienced with partners in the real world. I dislike Meiki Plush Toy Hip intensely. I was not horny when I tested this product - Hera Hip Mini.

EXPECTATIONS
Suitable male on top from behind sex toy [No, perhaps elevated on counter works for some, but for me holes too high and way too tight.]

FIRST IMPRESSIONS
- heavy box
- very small, as advertised. Another scaled down humanoid

FEEL & AESTHETICS 4/5
- cries out to be fondled, caressed, fingered etc
- Successfully sculpted ass
- sculpting at lower back not well done
- Disappointed sculpting on lower part (even before flat bottom). Ass feels great on top and only part of sides. Bottom splays into a base.

SENSATION 3.5/5
Interior should be same as Meiki Cherry 2, no? I think it is slightly inferior, but still very good, especially with full thrust.

TIGHTNESS 1.5/5 or 5/5 depending on what you like. As with Meiki Real onahole you must be 100% hard. 90% will not do. Length is a problem too. I am only 6" and the glans actually poked out of vagina with furious fucking.

CLEANABILITY 4.5/5
Through flush works well. Both orifices have exits. This has a downside of course. Must use towel during use.

OTHER
Both orifices torn already. Perhaps such small openings do not stretch to accommodate normal western-sized penis.

CONCLUSION
I spent several hours trying to figure out what position and surface work. None did. I see no advantage over Meiki Cherry 2. Too limited positions. Many positions, including the obvious one, not just not pleasurable, but downright painful. I am skeptical whether even the half-hip Hera will work. On bed too much give, on carpet hurts groin.

Hera Hip Mini succeeds as a sculpture, an ornament *and* digitally it feels great. So if you want a fingerable-only sex toy go ahead and splurge (splooge?) Otherwise save your money. If there was a way to get a refund I would do so.

[hermes]

Extracting plleasure from this half-assed Seouless silicon

Not impossible, just work.

Determined to not let a little piece of ass get me down I took a different tack.

Slow down. Maybe products by Kokos require sone finesse.  So, I couldn't keep it up yesterday? So what? The earth still turns.

After repeated positions I verified that unless one has a prince's number of pillows to pile about Hera Mini takes some planning and experimentation. Ir's not user-ftiendly Fleshlight that requires two seconds to figure out the technique.

After 20 minutes mucking about I figured something out that did not involve pressure to sensitive body parts  or squishing Little Miss. I'll keep it to myself, but it's basically male on knees from behind, a stationary piece of suitable height plumbing and a certain angle and use of the hands. This *is* rocket science or at least an art.

It was worth it and I change my rating to 2/5. Up one star for strong sensation, visual and tactile rising long time to plateau and earth/shattering orgasm.

But it's still not a 3/5 even. Why? Too clever and limited. It's er, fucking noisy too. Squish, squeal, squish. Did I hear a fart too? I'll share my internal cleaning solution another time. I need a cigarette and a beer,..

Oh, and the reason some positions crush the balls (no thank you) is because the designers in Korea dismissed (or it was too expensive) to incorporate a space between the legs. You know, that triangle between pussy and inner thighs you could shoot an arrow through in a Fellini movie? It is designed by nature so we don't lose the family jewels hammering away from behind. Kokos didn't study human reproduction and anatomy. Not that I did either.

It's still too small. Even perverts have standards.