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[Spencer Spillseed]

My first purchase ever was a Fleshlight out of some seedy local store, and I was ashamed and embarrassed at the counter. I hated the experience, and wanted there to be a way to order fuck toys without having to look somebody in the eye while doing it. So, I discovered Konojo, Queen Cat, and Toy Demon. My first purchase here at Toy Demon was the highly recommended Monster Wet Real. At first I hated it, there was a goddamn wire in it scratching my cock. I pulled the wire out, and viola, the hole started putting me to sleep. So, it was the best hole I'd ever owned, but it was the worst experience I'd ever had because of the METAL FUCKING WIRE in it. Once I removed the wire, I was very happy with the toy. I gave it a five star review one year later after fucking it roughly fifty times. I still have the thing and it's in bad need of cleaning, but I'm happy to have it.

So, I have concluded that some disgruntled asshole at Magic Eyes threw a metal wire into the casting for my hole. Sometimes life gives you lemons (and assholes, and mother fuckers). I didn't let it get me down.

So, I have several toys bought from different places, but I've only made two orders here at Toy Demon (the first being a Monster Wet Real, and the second being an egg vibrator and the Sujiman Kupa Cocolo). I haven't got my cocolo yet, but I plan on sticking the egg in it's anal hole while I go to town on the main cavity.

So, my first hole was a Fleshlight, my first Toy Demon purchase was a Monster Wet Real, and I am looking forward to being a long-time customer.