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Long time user and have had many different products over the years. My current favourite is the Meiki Nao with Zxy second and Cherry 2 as a close third. I have over 15 toys rom various brands as well (tenga, fleshlights, etc.). My preferences is for subtlety in texture / softness.

Below are my first impressions of the Vorze as I've only had it for 1 week and used it 3 times. The first 2 times, I couldn't finish and had to break out the NAO but the third time it was completely hands free, sit back and just let the machine do its work. Still getting used to the spinning only without thrust.

I've always wanted a machine and this is my first one. So let's get to it! Here's the short version:

Pros:

• Well designed. Everything fits just perfectly. Easy to use and set up. If I put it out as a centre piece on my dining table, people will think it's vase.
• Can make your own custom file that plays along to the video.
• Quiet... like real quiet! If you wrapped it in a blanket or a towel, you can't hear anything almost!
• Hands free and effort free! I've always wanted to just sit back and relax with a movie / video / etc. and just let it go to town.
• The sleeves feels good on its own. I say the sleeves feels like the Japanese Meiki in terms of softness. This was one of my main concerns as I don't like hard / plastic sleeves. These sleeves feel great!

Cons:

• Price. I'm from Canada so with customs taxes and all things considered, it's close to 650 dollars. I bought 3 additional sleeves to go with it at 30 bucks a pop.
• Learning curve creating your own file - Yes, you can make your own but I'm still learning. It's not hard to use but the hard part is knowing which spin feels like what and the intensity to simulate what sensation 
• No labels on sleeves. I bought 3 and from the outside, they all look the same, I need to look into it to determine what it is.
• No thrusting motion. Yes, it spins very well and does its job but you're naturally used to thrusting and wanting to thrust. Have to fight that feeling and just let it build up!

Conclusion:

If you want to be hands free, sit back and relax while watching a movie or two, this is a definite must have. Create your own Vorze custom file to whatever movie you want and enjoy! If price is not an issue or that you like the build up, go for it.

[HardGay]

awesome review bro, thanks. I didnt know canada tax so much on the item... like close to $200 is tax?

[Shadow]

So how loud would you say this is? My current living situation doesnt allow for much alone time so i was wondering if this would wake people up due to the noise?

[Q]

It's 200 bucks because of customs / taxes and also the currency conversion rate. I think it came to just about that figure.

Also, it's pretty quiet. At the lower settings, you can barely hear it. At the highest setting with a door closed, it shouldn't be heard if someone else is in the next room. Depends on how you want to use it of course. if It's under a blanket, yeah, it won't be heard. This thing is actually quieter than my gf's vibrators.

[Q]

I've had more than a month to use this and review it and here are my more seasoned impressions.

What have you learned since last post?

Take it slow. Be patient! Otherwise, you'll always make it go too fast and lose patience and move to a 'manual' sleeve.

Who should buy it?

1. Folks that have had other manual sleeves first. I wouldn't recommend this if this is your first toy but if you've been around the block and know what you like, then go for it. Why? Because it is a little bit expensive to start and also expectations can vary. For me, it's worth it but it completely depends on you.

2. People that like to sit back and enjoy and have patience. I have the first bit down but patience is not my strong factor, it's a struggle for me so this toy is still my started but sooner or later, I'll break out the NAO to finish the job. Depends on you but I like the intensity at the end... plus I also much prefer the in and out sensation than the rotation.

How about the custom files while where watch a video to sync up with the motions?

Depends on your viewing habits. I love to jump around and switch videos. So I end up using the preset functions and like a DJ in a live concert or Bill O'riley, we'll do it live. I follow the patterns on screen live but it takes some getting used to the system. Plus I also like the 'errors' as it's not 100% mimicking what's on screen and it has slight variation every time.

If you have to go back in time, would you buy it again?

That's a tough call. It's definitely fun but with the same price. I don't regret the purchase and I certainly enjoyed it and would recommend it to any experienced user. I wouldn't buy it if this is my very first toy though!

How is the toy holding up?

I'll call it more of a personal appliance than a toy. It's holding up quite well and can keep a charge longer than my cell phones combined.

What about the sleeves?

Still fantastic. The only thing I can complain about so far is that a script that follows a specific video is best suited to a different sleeve. So a script for Video A is best for sleeve X. You can put in Sleeve Y but it won't feel as great.