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Disclaimer:  I did not buy the devices reviewed in this post from Toy Demon. I do  recommend TD  start selling both of these hips ftom China that I  am reviewing here. I consider 15/20 a close enough to perfect score. These were close.

Product names: 'Beautiful Pudendal 5D' (hereinafter BP5D) and unnamed unpackaged item that I have given the apropo name 'Charles Bukowski Special' (CBS)
Type: hips
Comment: BP5D hip appears to be a junior size version of Toy Demon's 'Big Hip Amanda' or whatever it is called. I am too lazy to look.

For context, when I wrote my first part of the review on BP5D that follows, I had just wasted 90 minutes of my life trying to squeeze some pleasure from using two inflatables and two inserts by A-One Tokyo (none which I liked in the slightest). See those separate reviews when I post them.

For comparison, here is my benchmark, a concise review of Meiki Cherry 2...

Product #: 0
Rating, MC2: Recommended, very good
Material: Silicon? TPE?
Price: I think I paid about USD120
Weight: No luggage scale to determine
Dimensions: H 17 cm X W 23 X D 13 accordjng to my dressmaker's measuring tape
Colour: greyish pink, not so realistic or appealing
Digital assessment of vaginal canal (in Anglo Saxon, what does it feel like to stick your finger in the cunt?):  Stimulating ridges
Digital assessment of buttocks (feel surface of ass):  Very good, realistic texture, semi-firm
Frottage sensation (dick in crease of ass/cunt): poor/OK
Cunnilingus potential: neutral, my least favourite as cunt hangs open
Aroma: a bit strong
Clitoris: yes, but large hood
Legs: cut off straight after 1.5 cm
Age of model, if scale 1/1: Twelve if SE Asian, but something about the shape suggests a grown woman in miniature
Grippable waist: Excellent, hands fit perfectly
Visual appeal from behind: Good
Visual appeal from front: OK, hourglass figure
Cunt position: Good
Thicknessof 'flesh' between vag canal and surface: 5 cm. Better than BP5D  and CBS

SCORE
Appearance - 3/5
Sensation - 4.5/5
Portability - 3/5
Cleanability - 2/5
Total -  12.5/20
Better compared to BP5D and CBS?:  depends what you like
Suggested (mine) retail price in USA: $150. It has always sold for over $200, and IMHO  is underpriced when it is on sale, as it is last time I checked.

Review of Beautiful Pundendal 5D...

Product #: 1
Rating, BP: Recommended, very good
Material: Silicon? TPE?
Price: RMB120 (=USD18)
Weight: [will fill in when I know. Similar to Meiki Cherry2]
Dimensions: H 17 cm X W 22 X D 14
Colour: yellowish pink, more realistic 'skin tone' than MC2
Digital assessment of vaginal canal (in Anglo Saxon, what does it feel like to stick your finger in the cunt?):  Good ridges but looser (not as tight) as MC2.
Digital assessment of buttocks (feel surface of ass):  Good
Frottage sensation (dick in crease of ass/cunt): OK/excellent
Cunnilingus potential: exterior of lush cunt feels fabulous when kissed/licked.
However, interior is very weird.
Aroma: OK
Clitoris: none, suits me fine
Legs: cut off straight, front 5.5 cm, rear 2.25 cm
Age of model, if scale 1/1 : Nine. Sorry, but I did some eye candy comparisons and the hips of ten-year old Asian girls are larger than this device.
Grippable waist: OK (MC2 is better)
Visual appeal from behind: OK, a bit square
Visual appeal from front: Stunningly realistic
Cunt position: too low
Thicknessof 'flesh' between vag canal and surface: 4 cm

SCORE
Appearance - 5/5
Sensation - 3.5/5
Portability - 3/5
Cleanability - 2/5
Total -  13.5/20
Better compared to Meiki Cherry2?:  depends what you like
Suggested (mine) retail price in USA: $95

Review of 'Charles Bukowski Special' ...

Product # :  2
Rating, CBS: recommended, excellent
Material: silicon?
Price: RMB70 ($11)
Colour: reddish pink, more realistic 'skin tone' than MC2
Digital assessment of vaginal canal:   loose but oddly, much better suction than MC2
Digital assessment of buttocks (feel surface of ass): excellent, although wobbly. I quickly got used to this.
Frottage sensation (dick in crease of ass/cunt): very good/poor
Cunnilingus potential: external very good, internal weird because an extra 3 cm piece exists inside, asif it is a missplaced urethra or leftover from moulding process.
Aroma: OK
Clitoris: yes, very small
Legs: rounded, 7.5 front hip to center, rear  n/a
Age of model, if scale 1/1: Five. Sorry, just that facts ma'am. Er, miss.
Grippable waist: superb
Visual appeal from behind: OK, very round though
Visual appeal from front: mediocre
Cunt position: too high
Thicknessof 'flesh' between vag canal and surface: 4 cm
Weight: lighter than MC2
Dimensions: H 21 cm X W 20.5 cm X D 12
SCORE
Appearance - 3.5/5
Sensation - 4/5
Portability - 3.5/5
Cleanability - 2.5/5
Total -  13.5/20
Better compared to Meiki Cherry2?: depends what you like
Suggested (mine) retail price:  $125

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BP5D detailed review...

BP5D comes in a sturdy box with see -through moulded butt cover.   Clever. Who needs those ridiculous manga illustrations?

After a horrible time with blowups Nana and Miyu (I can't believe TD  sells that A-One Tokyo crap), I reached for BPD5, ignoring its vibrator egg. Save it for Easter. Instead of spending almost an hour trying to even get interested in those see-through failures of sex toys, I came in five minutes with BP5D. Fresh fruit after rotten eggs.

The totally hairless vulva, the soft feel to the hand, the burn in the brain vision of female human approaching nubility. Who cares if it is a little too scaled down for comfort or is the penniteniary bunk love toy of lesbians with cherry-flavoured strap-ons doing 20-50 years? BP5D feels great. A fabulous turn on. Thrilling in fact. The only negatives are that it is bit soft inside and out - super wobbly/squishy in fact. But at 1/5 the price of Meiki Cherry 2 even when that TD winner is on sale, what's there to complain about? Oh, I remember... the pain in the ass bureacrats of PRC and the language challenges and expenses of visiting a Chinese metropolis - all of which are mammoth. Better to save yourself the trouble and buy from Toy Demon if they start carrying it.

I would prefer a firmer core to the hip, something reminiscent of bone. Perhaps an over the top texture for the canals too. But I'm not complaining.

While I am indifferent (oh, give me time) to banging a sex toy the size of a peri-pubertal girl (BP5D) or someone barely out of infancy, as CBS (hence the name I er, Christened it with - see that author of 'The Fiend's interview in Hustler magazine, 1983 I think it was) this is a compromise between a fuller developed teen and the practicalities of portability.

BP5D was a great excitement and release after the extremely problematic inflatable non-events with equally uninteresting onaholes. The spread eagle bits of legs design of BP5D is IMHO superior to Meiki Cherry 2.  Just those few extra cms of BP5D legs makes a difference. However, both BP5D and MC2 cut the legs off abrubtly, as in straight across, which I find a bit creepy. My eyes, hands like soft corners of  CBS, even if anatomically bizzare. Maybe it is cheaper to cut them off at right angles. Or the designers are not winners in product development research. On the plus side maybe BP5D can be used as conversation starter bookends for those impromptu visits by Jehovah's Witness missionaries to your bachelor pad.

I'd vote for a big sister version, so I will no doubt order Toy Demon's Big Hip Samantha, Amanda, Godzilla or whatever it is called.

Comparing several purchases in the same adult toy mall in China, BP5D was considerably less than half the price of an A-One Tokyo inflatable with onahole. And the experience was ten times better. Easy decision - Miyu and Nana I discard. BP5D I treasure.

I did not purchase it for the included vibrating egg which struck me as a gimmick.  So, to get that out of the way...  On the second spin I tried it three ways - egg in the vag while I entered up the arse, egg in the anus while I did normal, and in the provided hole on the top. Odd that the insertion hole is off to the side. Wouldn't the egg, if properly centered, stimulate the glans much more directly? Was this model a manufacturer's failed prototype hence the super cheap price? I tried with minimum, middle and maximum power on the slider of the battery powered controller. Four AAA BTW. I don't want my real world fuckettes having epileptic seizures so there was no emotional appeal. And as for pure sensation the egg provided zero additional stimulation. The attempt at a value added feature was wasted on me. An irrelevancy. It did not work any magic on my EDS-inclined old man's dick. I expected it to be some sort of Orgasmatron  sending goosebumps up my spine. The egg didn't *detract* from any sensation, but it also did not add an iota of pleasure either. Gilding the lily. No point.

The other function of the too sophisticated for me device is audio. Audio? Yes, audio. You can have sound or vibration but not both together. Thank god. I don't think I could handle two distractions. I found the fake and low quality recording completely ridiculous. It wasn't a series of yelps, whimpers, moans or anything remotely natural I have ever heard from my sex partners. In fact, it reminded me of a House of Horrors. It was that bad. And no earphones in-jack, so very indiscreet.

This kind of function requires some brainstorming, some R&D for the R&R. I suggest something suitably perverse like 'Don't cum inside me, D!', 'Can I get pregnant?' Or perhaps best 'Mummy's going to be so mad'. Or for those less interested in spending retirement in prison, some sighing and stammering. In short, the audio is shit. Eliminate or vastly improve it!

Vaginal canal starts inside, a new design to me. Hard to describe. Just look at TD's video on Big Hip Samantha. Similar. This second entry changes the sensation a lot, making it tighter than Meiki Cherry2 and a lot tighter than CBS. Some will like this some will not. The jury is out in my head whether it is more enjoyable. My opinion changes with each use. It's just different. Is a blonde 'better' than a redhead? It's a silly question to ask.

The biggest turn ons are not tactile - neither the mmmm of the dick in the fake vag or in the ahhhh manual enjoyment of wandering hands either - it is not the pleasure of gripping the waist, rocking the ass, spreading those little legs for daddy to paraphrase the film -'Nine and a Half Weeks' (that statement greatly offended my college school girlfriend of the time. Go figure...) that makes BP5D so good. Pushing the legs together feels (in both senses) good too. But that's not why either.

For me it is the *sight* of that cream pie Mound of Venus that is spectacular. I have never appreciated the zoological implications of the phrase 'camel toe'. I remember well (and they will be deathbed memories to savour) those cunt-focused fucks in Pattaya 1989, my first adventures screwing perfectly proportioned teenage go-go dancers in Thailand. There is something amazing and very satisfying SEEING the contrast of the old in and out at that supremely, marvelously, ecstatically awesome divinely beautiful point of contact that no mouth or asshole can ever replicate.

The weight and bulk would prove a luggage challenge.

CBS detailed review...

Winner of the USA's 2016 Charles Bukowski Award for Crime Prevention and Singapore's Dr. Lee Kwan Yee Social Virtue Medal. You wake up one morning thinking who will be your target for violation. Being the moral person you are (and aware of criminal penalties) instead you reach for this product of the innocent imagination as it matches well your hunger for boneless chicken, an unopened package, a girl made, for better or worse, jello.

How many rapes and seductions, ruined ramily reputations, and brusied nether regions has thus product saved? Enough to havr the Attorney General of Australia use this product in its Safety Valve Adelaide Program. Using the motto, 'Off the streets and onto a slab of cyberskin' it has been a very successful campaign to reduce pre-teen pregnancy.

To the device itself... 

The clitoris is elegant. Beautifully sculpted with no cover. The border of magnificent borderlands, where thigh and belly meet is distinct. Very shapely tiny ass  in a 'skinny legs and all' (see Tom Robbins)  kind of way. Crack is extraordinarily well sculpted. The spine too. An inner core to simulate tendon and myscle I would welcome, but drastically increase the price. I mean come on (indeed) -  eleven bucks!

CPS  feels lightly powdered out of its simple sealed bag, so I must rinse it off in the shower. Like a slimy frog it slips away but fortunately it doesn't fall into the squat toilet in my upcountry Chinese tourist town (hint: think karst).

This is the littlest hip I have ever touched (or if truth be told, abused non-stop for six hours).  Very real feeling of hands and dick against wet 'skin'. Frottage feels wonderful, visually, tactiley and most important, emotionally. Gripping the rounded edges of non-existent legs is, of course, totally absurd. No human has such anatomy, except perhaps a thalidamoid tot. Reality aside, it feels superb.

As is typical with hips, the exact placement of orifices is neither natural nor completely convenient. Nature does a much better job. Both holes of CBS are a little 'off' on the vertical axis. I suspect this is due to material and size constraints.  If done accurately there wouldn't be enough cavity wall between uterus and rectum. So, I live with the atrocity of wanking fate where when entering frontally or from the rear is too high in both cases. This misplacement of accentuated when you enter the anus from the frint and the vagina from the rear. Only one out of 800+ girls in the real world was this ever a problem. However the fucking facsimile challenge is not surmountable and it's close enough for reasonable comfort. A niggling error  of anatomical correctness never the less. The hips of real women swivel to accommodate the tool of impregnation. Hip and doll designers take note. It is as if the designer, medical team and production manager's testers were not on the same page. Maybe Chinese companies don't have board meetings where daughters of staff are laid out on the table so the team can compare to real human beings. Just a thought, and can I take research photos if invited? I think we've drifted too far from the art of sculpture into cartoon rendering.

The finger stimulating (one can always dream) this jiggling piece of ass's pussy is very satisfying due to spectacular inner canal texture. However, penile entry of either orifice is just acceptable. Or so I think during some sessions. Other times I love it. I never dislike it, unlike say a Fleshlight TSU, which after being introduced to hips just isn't the all-night party it used to be.

This reminds me to develop a superior honest alternative - study the resined corpses of that German artist, also Leonardo DaVinci sketches, and research firm yet flexible materials - titanium or carbon fiber? Maybe three or four different materials. Bone substitute, something to simulate tendons and muscles, TPE for fat perhaps and silicon for the skin? My product would cost $20,000 though.

Best feature of CBS is manual sensation, one's hand along the shape and tecture, inside and out. Vulva is much less full than BP5D, but perhaps not less convincing, because this hip has a more girlish erotic aesthetic. Compared to Meiki Cherry 2, Charles Bukowski Special looks much better, but feels worse (such is my first impression anyway).

It is easy enough to wash provided you submerge it in a bucket, tub or large sink followed by pressing it to expel all trapped man juice.

I line it up beside BP5D and observe that the dye is pinker and more transclucent.

Drying *is* a problem. Don't know if it makes any difference that orifices connect at their ends inside,

I line up 'my girls' on the rods of the towel rack in my Asian wet WC. Two days later they are both still moist inside. Travellers to temperate climes take note. If you carry this BYOP to the heat and aridness of Rajasthan (and Indian Customs doesn't seize it) or New Mexico (ditto) you will fare better. Perhaps picking up those big straws from 'Bubble Tea' cafes will help drain them. I envusion slanted drying racks such as Asian shoe cupboards.

The tiny size of CBS is a but overdone. Although a perverted libertine, I have my self-respecting standards that separate me from 'those people'. But, I can't help but be turned on by the mega-taboo appeal.

Would I buy it again? Hell, yes. If only as a surprise gift under the covers for broad-minded house guests. Value 10/10; all-round turn-on appeal 8/10.

Despite the high score I give it, I consider it more a novelty item than a work horse. A prancing pony is fun for a few weeks but for ploughing you heed a Clydesdale. Substance over flair.

Where CBS (but especially BP5D) fais iis under the weight of a full-grown man. Unlike a doll with a core, or better a top end doll such as Real Doll or Orient Industries (with such toys,  I locked myself in a Tokyo hotel room for three days) these hips jyust do not work well in missionary. Lie on top and tye sensation and view disappears [I judged too soon, several tries later CVS worked if rocked underneath].  Hips get squashed. Due to reduced size and soft material, these smaller hips work best used by hand. As devices held in both hands or rocked on the lap, they are fantastic.  I find that kneeling with them placed on a raised horizontal surface such as couch or low bed works just fine.

The advantage of all hips compared to onaholes is the canals are deeper.

A minor (indeed) detail of CBS  is that the navel is slightly too high. But I have not had the opportunity to study Dutch magazines from 1981 or Ukrainian model sites from 1995 in order to verify my gut reaction..

My second spin with CBS (or was it BP5D? My notes are confusing) proved less satisfying, but visually, again it was sensational. The curvature sculpting is remarkable, especially how the vulva closes upon squeezing. Just wanking in anticipatiin of spraying on such a treasure was a big turn on. It's a prop for mind theatre as much as a sex toy.

Five sessions later, my jmpressions cintonue to be positive,  although I am appreciating the smaller hip more. CBS is small enough to be a hybrid of a wanker (like the thick Mekki Real)  and a hip, so you can very easily control sensation. For example, you can manually squeeze your cock while gripping 'her'. Previously, I was dismissive of  small hip like devices (e, g. PDX)  but now that I see the advantages and will experiment.

And among these three hips, the winners are...

Best ass fuck: MC2
Best bounce her up and down on your lap: CBS
Best long lasting/edging:  BP5D

After numerous test runs...


Hard to describe after the fucked. But I really didn't want to put down either hip and pick up the pen.

Charles Bukowski Special and Beautiful Pudendal 5D are like big and litle sister. You can't play favourites! They are both fantastic. So. I switched back and forth. One has a supremely diminuitive size, the other a stunning cunt. Meiki Real has better sensation but zero visual excitement, so I prefer these  'sisters'. Caressing the round ends of the legs from the front or as the ass from behind, pounding them on your balls,  rocking either of the hips on your lap - it's mind-numbingly fabulous.

After a two hour session, spent - well, I just lay there for 15 minutes, in ecstasy, totally blissed out. CBS does not represent any reality but it feels perfect. BP5D doesn't feel perfect but looks magnificent. Who needs reality? The self-sufficient illusoin of an optical delusion is my drug.

But I still prefer dolls, because with them porn is not only unneccessary, it is a distraction. Hips, for me anyway, are *just* very useful tools.


Just today I had my first problems..

Product #1: Not durable - I set Beautiful Pudendal on a laminated wood surface of a new piece of furniture, my unused toy cabinet in fact. Somehow the toy got some residual dye or dust on it. It did not come off with multiple rinsing, and although I like *dirty girls*, I prefer the fresh scrubbed look. So, first I tried dish soap on a rag, followed by more rinsing. Then 70% alcohol. They just made the stain more obvious, as if pilled. In addition, the 'skin' has started to look weird, as if it is losing the toy version of its epidermis. Sun-burned peeling skin, you know?

Product #2: Not durable -  Charles Bukowski special will not last. You will see the outline of your penis ramming away near the end. Soon, I predict, it will pierce. Wonderful toy - soft, flexible  and cheap. I don't expect a bouquet of Tuberose in Saigon to keep its fragrance beyond three days, why would I expect an $11 sex toy to last?

Product #0: Not durable - My Meiki Cherry 2's appealing shape is probably a thing of the past due my mistreating the device. I just pulled it from storage and observe that it now has ugly creases and a flat  butt of an obese grandmother who spends all her time in bed.  My own fault. I overpacked it in a suitcase, checked the bag on a long international flight, left it smashed in luggage storage for 10 days, followed by storage in the tropics. Time to get a new one.

I have photos of the two made in People's Republic of China, but all are too big to post.