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[Captainawesome]

Well I saw this before on here and I decided to check it out so I ordered all 3.

So what do they smell like? They all smell the same, they smell like glue/mildew.

 

[DaaaBears]

LOL, thanks for taking one for the team!!!!!

I guess there's a reason that ToyDemon doesn't carry them/sell them.

[Captainawesome]

yeah, and even worse I had to import them -$80 bucks to learn a lesson. Curiosity killed the cat. They don't smell anything close to or even an attempt at what they advertise. They smell like Mildew and Vaseline. I can't imagine the poor sap that buys this and gets a hard on thinking "ahh this smells just like a woman...I think". If that's the case I'd be out in the Forrest collecting logs with Moss on them saying oh yeah! All I need is some porn and I'm good to go.

I mean how hard is it to make a vagina scented lube?

[tdusername]

Damn that's a real shame . I agree with you, how hard is it to make a vaginal scented lotion? With all the bajillions of dollars people spend on visual/physical stimuli in the porn/sextoy industry, its really amazing to see the sense of smell so overlooked.

Aside from products like that 'vulva' one from a couple years back, its like no companies have a clue how big the potential market for something like this is. EVERY guy who is interested in porn/sex toys (that's every guy on the planet btw) would want a product like this. if you want a license to print money, figure out how to synthesize the scent of a healthy vagina. and dont quit after one mediocre attempt, like vulva did. No two women smell alike, so its gonna take multiple attempts to get good results.

Well thanks for testing them for us, sorry you lost so much money. If anyone comes across any other stuff like this, let us know!

[Zetsuna]

I think the problem is that pheromones and even bacteria come into play. So the scent you get from a real person is unique and biological. I don't think it can be reproduced and even if it could, what attracts yout he the smell in the first place are the pheromones, so theres a big chance you wont like the synthetic smell and not everyone would like it equally. Making perfumes requires plant scents, fruits, woods and other stuff. I dont know what could be made to reproduce a biological small. If they put bacterias in it will go bad for sure, pheromones i dont think they can be "harnessed" from people and bottled but i don't know.

[tdusername]

Just in case anyone is curious, it looks like a few more companies are taking a stab at this (about time)...

However, they aren't quite there yet. It has a more 'fishy' smell than anything, which may evoke some memories from past (bad) experiences. It is interesting how the scent is really amplified when the product is exposed to heat.

And there are other products taking a more scientific approach and focusing on the pheromone / copulin aspect of the scent. Essence of Woman is one that comes to mind, but it's kinda expensive and doesn't last very long.

[tdusername]

*hmm looks like my link got removed. That first product I mentioned (the fishy one) can be found if you google for "xr brand pussy juice".

Anyone aware of any other products to hit the market lately?