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[Morton R.]

Hi people, last week i bought my first sextoy, the famous fuck me silly ass. here's a quick little review:

 Well, the exterior is awesome, no doubt about it, it's a real ass you have in your hands, heavy and soft, its moving like the real thing. however you have to use a looooot of baby powder if you wanna keep your FMS soft and dry, and if you dont, it becomes sticky and oily and it starts to peel. Pretty fragile stuff in fact. It has a strong bad smell too. But the main problem is : the holes.
I was really disappointed by the feel, coz there is...no feel at all. its just  simple holes, with some ribs for the vagina, the ass is tighter but i have to say that the holes are LOOSE. Sadly loose. So the exterior is good and realistic, the interior is fake and no realistic at all. I bought it 200$, and just after my first use, i started to find the real deal about the interior. And that's why I'm here.
After few days of web research, the fact is " meiki no shoumei " stuff made by some crazy Japenese dude IS the most lifelike vagina on the market.
I read ALL your reviews about these things here on the forum. Especially the posts of some "meiki pro" like captainawesome,yourself,boldav,sextoyjunkie,etc. It was an interesting read, with a lot of details about meiki series.

So i ordered a Sarah,even if i read a lot of complaints about her durability. For me, she's the hottest girl of all meiki, and i really like the exterior. BUT i got an email saying that it was out of stock and had to choose an other one !
I chose the ZXY, even if this woman is pretty ugly and has some hairy arms. BEURK I noticed that ZXY was the ULTIMATE meiki so i trusted you^^
So far i understood that the Maria, ZXY and Sarah are the best, ( except for the captainawesome dude who likes so much the 006^^).
If anybody has some news about the next meiki 009 i would like to hear that.

Well thanks for reading and I hope I made the good choice and won't be disappointed by meiki sleeves !

[Captainawesome]

 

 Thanks for the review! Welcome to the forums. The American made toys look the part but never feel the part. Before I joined the church of Meiki I too had to find that out the hard way.

There's lots of meiki's as you've been finding out. Some people like the more popular ones and some guys like me like the less popular ones. I haven't really found one that's ever been "terrible" they all feel pretty nice but they all have different characteristics that give different sensations. Depending on how you're "built" you might find one that's perfect for your fit.

Meiki's are like night and day though compared to the non realistic US made stuff that's mostly better for looking at than using. Just remember it might take a while to get used to the meiki. At first they don't seem like much until you get accustomed to the sensations of it.  Zxy is a good start! 

[HardGay]

man.. i've always wondered about the interior of pipedream extreme products since the exterior looks pretty realistic...I think we've talked about this in another topic on the board...how american product rarely show interior structure.. Thank you for sharing about the interior...you've probably saved $100s to $1000s for all of us here who might have been compelled to shelve out the cash to try it..    whew!

[Morton R.]

OK i didnt know the FMS review would interess anyone here,but it does so I'll try to be more specific about the interior.

the vagina is slightly ribbed, the texture is exactly like the Kashin version 3. I measured the hole diameter, its 1,50 inches. I can put 2 fingers in without stretching the hole. however, with lubricant, I can FIST the vagina, i mean i can put my whole hand into it without causing damage or any tears. Thats why i say its kinda sadly loose.

The ass is a little bit tighter, i measured too, its 1,25 inches. even with lubricant i can't fist it, but I easely can put 3 fingers in it.
The 2 holes are connected, like a U.

Pretty easy to clean, but its heavy. The ass is HUGE, its unbelievable, I think Fanta flesh's pipedream is the leader about realistic skin, but they have to  seriously improve the interior canals, coz its primitive.( thats why im gonna try the meiki).

If Pipedream and NPG work together, if they create an ass in Fantaflesh with the interior canals from NPG, it would be the ultimate badass sextoy of the Galaxy.

hope its helping

[Morton R.]

Oh i forgot an important detail : the ass hole has NO TEXTURE. Only the vagina hole is ribbed. The ass is totally smooth.

[Morton R.]

I just CANT believe it. I received an another message saying that... the meiki 005 you have ordered is out of stock. sorry for the disagreement...i ordered Sarah before, they hadnt it to, and now its the ZXY. give me something to kill.

I have no choice, i must buy it to some fool Japenese seller on Amazon.
After seeing some pictures of ZXY, i have to say she's really not my type of woman, YJY or Sarah are so hot than XYZ. So i dont want buy the meiki 005 anymore, but the fact is it seems to be better than the 006, and Sarah is a defective Meiki. The 008 isnt as realistic as the other Meiki, and Maria is old, too loose and definitely not a good choice coz of her off center hole. kind of defective as well. SO IM LOST !! which one to buy??  001,005,006,007 or 008???

HELP ME ! ^^

[Flammz]

I just CANT believe it. I received an another message saying that... the meiki 005 you have ordered is out of stock. sorry for the disagreement...i ordered Sarah before, they hadnt it to, and now its the ZXY. give me something to kill.

I have no choice, i must buy it to some fool Japenese seller on Amazon.
After seeing some pictures of ZXY, i have to say she's really not my type of woman, YJY or Sarah are so hot than XYZ. So i dont want buy the meiki 005 anymore, but the fact is it seems to be better than the 006, and Sarah is a defective Meiki. The 008 isnt as realistic as the other Meiki, and Maria is old, too loose and definitely not a good choice coz of her off center hole. kind of defective as well. SO IM LOST !! which one to buy??  001,005,006,007 or 008???

HELP ME ! ^^

New maria's should no longer feature the defect. New sarahs reportedly are also more durable, but still on the more fragile side. Obviously, picking on whether you find the image printed on is hot or not isn't foolproof XD. There's also the Eiro Chika, which is similar to the maria but heftier. I'm thinking the maria still trumps it sensation-wise though.

I'd say try to get the ZXY or the Julia+ somehow, they're a perfect introduction to meiki bliss. The Sarah I would recommend more to someone who has tried some before, in case it breaks (lol) and because it's very (too?) stimulating which might not be fun if you're not used to that.

Otherwise I see you've done your homework regarding research, would be nice if everyone here would do as much before purchase and report back to us on top of that ha 

[DaaaBears]

lol where the heck are you buying it from??!?!? What shop lets you buy it and keep telling you that they don't have it???

That's a pretty shitty way to do business and I wouldn't bother with them again. It's like a bait and switch.......oh you want this toy, we are out, but you have to choose another!

It's too bad TD is out of stock else you should just buy it from TD. All the other US sites that I have seen that sells Meikis are pretty iffy to me. Not to name any names, but some of those sites can't even write coherent english descriptions and seem to have fake one sentence reviews written up. I'd stay away from those shops unless you have no choice.

[Morton R.]

Well infortunately Im in france, and toydemon said me that they dont ship to France, i had to look out after their business partner in europe, which is omochadreams. SO I did, but they are out of stock, just like TD.

I purchased Sarah and ZXY on some french sextoy site, and both said me AFTER my order that it was out of stock. I ordered these meiki coz it was written "in stock", but 2 times it was a lie. Its very difficult to get a Meiki right now, so I have to purchase on Amazon, there is some Meiki, send by a Japanese store, but the Sarah costs 103$ and the ZXY 125$,including ship cost: 20$ so I dont want pay 145$ for the ZXY, I guess Im gonna buy sarah for 123$. Converted in euro, its 95 euros, just like all the other sites in france, here Meiki sleeves are about 95 to 99 euro, its like 120 to 125$.

That means if you're a French who wants a Meiki, you got fucked up. You american people are so lucky to buy it just 85$, its like 67 euro. Me i have to buy it 95 euro. 

[Morton R.]

Its llike the other day, i wanted to taste the famous Mountain Dew, but its forbidden in France, so i went to amazon for a ordering it.
the pack of 12 x 335ml cost 57$

I didnt buy it... but i really wanted to drink a mountain dew soda

[DaaaBears]

Oh you're not in the US..... that really sucks.

I can imagine how badly you have it after what you just described. Thankfully I don't have to deal with that, and that price you have to pay.

I guess if you really can't wait for it to be in stock, you have no other choice. Which sucks.

WAIT WHAT!??! Mountain Dew is forbidden in France?!!?!?!

[Morton R.]

Ive been " forced" to purchase Sarah, the cheaper.

yes mountain dew is forbidden in France, but not in some other europe country. My country sucks

[Kissmyass]

Hey. Guys. I just ordered Extreme pleasure hip. I hope it's as awesome as the other reviews say.

After reading this thread. I was thinking.........

Insert Mini Meiki Long Mai inside Fuck Me Silly. ============ WIN? (I'm pretty sure Mini Meiki would fit since Morton mentioned how loose the FMS is. That is the great exterior look of the west + awesome interior of the east, right there in YO FACE. How is that not a win?!

[VSpot]

It will be an ugly fit but it will fit.  I think there will be eventual tears though.  Use a very minimal amount of lube when you insert it so it slips in but doesn't necessarily want to slip out.  Wear a sleeping mask while you do it to this combo.  You won't want to look at it.  (I always wear eye masks anyway.)

-BTW- I have had no issues getting off with the Pipedream canals but they are better suited for the largest guys and the ribbed canal isn't very exciting.  It would be great if it was the only thing out there, I guess.  Scratch that, it is still really impressive but you will have to try some other things.  There will always be something else to try.  I bought almost five hundred dollars worth of Fleshlights and then you find Meikis.  You will buy a few hundred dollars worth of Meikis and then they will either come out with better Meikis or someone else will enter the ring and want to take the belt.  A part of this self-pleasuring game involves what can be considered too much money.  You should always keep in mind that this stuff costs less than strip clubs, prostitutes, legitimate dates, or those girls that are looking for a guy that "knows how to treat a lady."  They are expensive and don't always let you stick it in. 

[Kissmyass]

I thought the Meiki mini series are like just about 2 fingers wide, If you get about half an inch inside FMS. Besides, it is very soft and will compress inside FMS. It really shouldn't show.