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[Tyler Durden]

I received my Maria Ozawa by Meiki today just over an hour ago.  Just finished cleaning her after our first consummation.  Maria is so much like the real thing that I had to write this up for those of you looking for a substitute for the real thing. 

Holy Sh*t!  I cannot believe how lifelike Maria feels!  I am converted now, and I will never buy anything except Meiki.

A little background about me.  I am in my 30's, am very happily married to an Asian woman who the lovely Maria could be a body double for, and I get the real thing whenever I want it from a wife who has a serious enjoyment of recreational sex.  Unfortunately, thanks to the assclowns running the Peoples Republik of Kalifornia, and the asshats that put them there, I am forced to travel far out of state to find employment and therefore I have need of a substitute for my wife. 

Which brings me to Maria.  At my wife's suggestion, I spent the last week looking for a toy which would would satisfy my unfulfilled libido.  I happened across this site after numerous queries for "realistic+vagina+toy" returned nothing but Fleshlight advertisements and unconvincing molds of the hairless snatches of nasty American porn stars.  A post on a Fleshlight forum happened to mention Japanese toys which were supposedly incredibly lifelike and molded from the internals of real women.  This was exactly what I was looking for.  Now don't get me wrong, Fleshlights are great for achieving an orgasm superior to what your hand can produce, and when I was in the military I went through several on two, yearlong deployments. However, they leave much to be desired in the realism department, they are surprisingly hard to clean (everything flows out the open hole in the back and contaminates the inside of the case as well as the hard-to-clean external supports which keep the tunnel of love centered in the case), and they make a disconcerting amount of noise from the air rushing in and out of the back cap with each thrust.  That is a big deal when you share a small plywood hut with seven other guys! 

The biggest deal killer for me with purchasing another Fleshlight was it felt good but your cock knew that it wasn't real pussy.  The ridges overstimulated my glans as well and made it uncomfortable to the touch for days after each use.  One more note - I am uncircumsized, and therefore have far greater sensitivity than the average cut male.  What I wanted from the toy that was to replace my wife during my work outside the state was realism.  It had to look like, and feel like a real vagina.  The Japanese have clearly mastered the art of realistic sex toys. 

First impressions on unpackaging the box were the surprising weight of the toy, and the amazing softness of the material.  It did indeed feel like real skin.  The supplied lubricant was supposed to be an exact synthesis of the real vaginal fluids of Ms Maria Ozawa, and replicated the viscosity as well as Ph, etc.  The fluid did feel very much like real vaginal secretions, and even had the stretchiness of cervical mucous from a woman who is about to ovulate.  A dab on the fingers would stretch to as far as you could open your fingers without breaking.  That was impressive!  I rubbed a little on the underside of my glans and slid the skin over it to spread it around.  It did indeed act just as real vaginal lubricant does, and when it dried out it was not overly sticky either.  The only downside in my opinion is the smell, which smells like some kind of soap or even pantyliners.  Surprising, the designers seemed to have gotten everything else correct; why they could not have made it smell like healthy vagina or even sweat is beyond me (a healthy vagina does not smell like stinky fish, and if one does then there are some hygiene issues!).

The toy was cold when I got it, and I applied several drops of lube to my fingertip and inserted it all the way to the end of the vaginal cavity.  Wow, aside from the temperature, the vagina felt very lifelike with the correct shape and texture of a real vagina.  Just from a finger perspective, the cavity feels pretty good; differences from the real thing are minor.  These include lack of a pubic bone so pressing against the front wall of the vagina doesn't have the firmness of the real thing, and the ridges towards the entrance are softer than they would be inside a real vagina. Deep inside the vagina is another story, and the designers seem to have gotten it perfect in shape, softness, and texture.  My comments on the minor differences are just observations, and certainly not criticisms in any way - the designers hit a home run in the realism department! 

As I said earlier, the toy was cold when I got it, and applying lubricant did not change that.  I had read on a previous post on this forum about making a warming device out of a condom and some flax seeds.  I did not have flax seeds, but I had rice, and I filled a condom (which my wife and I only use rarely for the sheer novelty or when it is really late and she doesn't want to have to get up afterwards to clean), tied it off, and then microwaved for a minute.  A minute was definately too long; it was too hot to handle and the air inside the condom had caused it to balloon to twice it's size.  After letting it cool for five minutes it had become barely cool enough to handle.  Maria, in the meantime, was taking a bath in a pot of hot water, and her outsides had become nicely warmed but a check with a finger revealed she was still frigid inside.  I proceeded to try and stuff the condom full of rice inside her cavity, and even with a lot of lube this was difficult.  I had a frightening vision of the microthin Kimono bursting, and filling the inside with hard to remove dried rice.  Luckily, the insertion finally succeeded, and a five minute wait followed by an equally harrowing extraction, was rewarded by a vagina which felt as warm and wet as the real thing.  I could not wait to get my cock inside of Ms Maria!

I am not a big fan of using a Fleshlight to jerk off; I only did it once when I had owned one and it was less than satisfactory.  I had always used a hands free method which usually involved folding a towel over, rolling up one end a third, placing the towel on the bed with the entrance to the toy resting on the rolled up portion of towel so that the back angled downward at a natural angle, and finally folding the remaining towel over the top of the toy and folding back any excess so the hard plastic case at the entrance of the Fleshlight was covered.  Lastly, a pillow would go over part of the towel and simulate the feeling of a belly and breasts while I banged it missionary style.  This somewhat simulates real intercourse and invariably produced a far superior orgasm than one produced by hand.  I did much the same thing with Maria as I set her up for our consummation, but the lack of a hard case meant that my weight flattened out the toy and would result in less than satisfactory realism.  I searched for something that I could put the smaller diameter portion of the toy in, and I finally settled on a large insulated coffee mug.  This kept the toy from getting flattened and also allowed it to expand without restriction when I thrusted.  This contraption was lastly covered with the towel and the pillow and I was ready to enter Maria.

Ordinarily when I have sex, I pull my foreskin over the head of my cock and press this against the opening.  The head slides out of the skin like a sleeve and makes it easy to enter without discomfort for my wife.  I do not have a long cock, it is normal length, maybe 5.5 inches, but it is very thick, and this method works well on my wife's small, tight pussy.  Once we are well lubricated I can pull out and pull the skin back before reinserting and then the glans is uncovered for the best stimulation.  Entering Maria was no different and I could not believe how much it felt like real sex.  The temperature was just right, the texture was perfect, and the padding of the lips felt perfect.  I did a number of shallow strokes and worked my way deeper into Maria's body.  I had to keep stopping and restarting in order to keep from emptying too soon.  Finally, I allowed the pleasure to build and didn't hold back as I emptied myself deep inside Maria.  Holy shit!!! I couldn't help not making noise, it felt as good as the real thing and I came just like it had been my wife whom I had been inside!  Afterwards, I lay there for about ten minutes before I could move, it had been that good!

Cleaning was not too difficult either, I just turned on the water in the sink, gently opened Ms Maria's lips and held her open while the water sprayed inside and washed everything away.  I put a finger all the way inside, rubbed good to make sure everything was out of her crevices, rinsed again, and then toweled the outside off.  I left her upside down over a cup so any water could drain out.  I will probably get some isopropyl alcohol and some tampons to make sure she is sterilized between uses, that is what eventually killed my fleshlights when I delayed cleaning and the resulting smell ruined them.

My impressions?  There are several things that make this such a realistic product.  The feel of the material is soft like a real vagina, the internal structure could not be more perfect, it is not too tight; the tightness is natural, the lubricant is perfect (aside from the smell), and an orgasm from it feels just like the real thing.  If you are a virgin and are wondering which product will best simulate the feel of real sex then this is the one.  This is with several caveats though.  I used mine hands free in a manner designed to simulate missionary style sex.  I don't know how different it would feel if you used it by hand.  I have the advantage of having frequent condomless sex so I know how the real thing should feel.  A real woman is not dripping with lubricant like a lot of guys seem to use with their toys.  Several drops - half dozen at most - is sufficient to simulate real intercourse.  This stuff didn't dry out and doesn't seem to run out due to the ridges and lips of the toy.  I am uncut, so I have a cock which is more sensitive than someone who is cut.  When I have natural sex, I don't thrust in and out like a mad rabbit or a porn star. If that is your idea of sex, then this toy is probably not right for you.  The textures and tightness are subtle, and slow gentle stimulation will probably produce better results than fast frenzied thrusting.  A real woman can have really tight muscles which she can use to clamp down on your cock, but that is uncomfortable to me for a long length of time and I am invariably sore afterwards when my wife does it to me.  Maria's tightness is more like relaxed sex than kegel olympian, but far better than a woman who doesn't kegel at all.  A word of warning to virgins; this product is very much like the real thing and is in fact better than many of the women whom I have known in the biblical sense.  It cannot match the intensity of a real relationship, or the physical feel of the rest of the body (although I might have to get a venus pillow to find out), but when you eventually experience the physical sensation of being inside a real vagina, it might be a letdown if you compare that to this toy used properly. 

[HardGay]

Great review bro! welcome to the club~

[Captainawesome]

His name was Robert Paulson.

[DaaaBears]

Awesomeeeee reivew!!!!!!

That was very well written and detailed in description, great first post man!

Welcome to the club!

(what's that thing about Robert Paulson, did I miss something?)

[SonicBoom]

Fight Club Reference!

Great review!  Sums up the Maria experience pretty accurately.

[Xytan]

Badass review! You have given me new appreciation for my Maria Meiki!